Biden Considers Televised Address to Discuss UFO Sightings

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  • Rick Spivey 4 months ago

    Did they make sure there isn’t a kid attached to the balloon before they shot it down.

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  • Anton Brakhage 4 months ago

    I just can’t help thinking how if Biden came out and revealed contact with aliens, it would just absolutely destroy Trump- because that single moment would overshadow anything Biden, or any other President, ever did. A thousand years from now, that’s the one thing in the whole history of US presidents they’d likely still teach school kids. That single moment would make Biden more important, and more remembered, in history than Trump could ever conceivably be.

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  • Dermatillomaniac 4 months ago

    Correction: the eye contains many vessels, etc. so when you roll your eyes, it wouldn’t be conpletely white.

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  • MD4564 4 months ago

    Typical Floridian.

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  • Alex Tannahill 4 months ago

    Budget airlines like Frontier usually buy new planes since the upkeep cost is cheaper to the point to make up for the cost of the plane.

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  • Mike Jones 4 months ago

    I would rather him try to explain the high inflation instead.

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  • Rodrigo Trujillo 4 months ago

    25 Cent Balloons at a County Fair?!? Dammit, is he back on E.B. White again?

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  • Jan Elliot 4 months ago

    25 cents? Corrections Department please! That the 20th c. price. The icon for “cents” has long since gone from our keyboards. Catch up, Seth!

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  • dukeofthedance 4 months ago

    Sweet. Another term to watch Cruz’s gross beard grow out with food in it. And another chance to see him gain another 30lbs from being so lazy too. It’s a win win for all.

    Anyone else recall how he looked during pres debates long ago with Hilldawg and Trumpo?

    Well.. he didn’t look normal then or now but look at body difference. I’m no doctor or scientist but even I know it’s not good when you gain 30-40lbs a year without stopping. Could it be a physical malady? A psychological one? Like the beard – OBVIOUSLY to hide triple chin – and being overweight makes him (or his advisors think or say) a more easy, feces tasting pill (for people like the ones who voted for Santos) to swallow.

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  • Carlos Gutierrez 4 months ago

    This is what a puppet looks like!! The background laughter is a Sequence.

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  • Next Chance Now 4 months ago

    Has anyone seen Balloon Boy lately?

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  • Next Chance Now 4 months ago

    How did Bayes miss the Table to Toilet alliteration laying on the table? Time for an inspection.

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  • Mary Rose Kent 4 months ago

    Haunting = Creepy

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  • Emmanuel Gutierrez 4 months ago

    Seth was right, what about the toxic train burning from a few days back

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  • Michael Cooper 4 months ago

    Oh Lord, I think I’m doing my first Jackal comment. Seth, balloons haven’t cost $0.25 in a looooong time.

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  • tubruton 4 months ago

    Once Marjorie Green exposed the Giant Jewish Space Laser (GJSL), they had to switch to balloons to haul the lasers around.

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  • Stéphane Clerc 4 months ago

    That Matt Getz joke….
    Priceless

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