Seth Meyers’ monologue from Tuesday, April 27.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.
Get more Late Night with Seth Meyers: http://www.nbc.com/late-night-with-seth-meyers/
L
Seth Meyers’ monologue from Tuesday, April 27.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.
Get more Late Night with Seth Meyers: http://www.nbc.com/late-night-with-seth-meyers/
L
If you don’t want to wear a mask look at India. And for the kids on the beach last year .
Its killing healthy twenty year old over there
ReplyGrampa also said it’s you bedtime Seth.
ReplyThat “None of the above” voice really got me; felt like there was some real Homestar Runner energy there. XD
Reply3:03 Traditionally, the volcano requires virgin sacrifice, but it’s willing to make an exception.
ReplyI genuinely applauded the pony gag. Nice.
ReplyHellooo and welcome to Moviefone! You have selected.. Hot.. Air!
ReplyI actually played the interactive mono joke expecting the punch lines to have already been told starting at the 10, 20, and 30% marks on the YouTube player.
ReplyOk while impressive he caught a football from a Helicopter, I certainly question whether or not I could do it. Once a record gets that specific it ceases to be amazing. Under what other circumstances would you catch a football thrown from a helicopter? That’s the kind of record you set when you’re specifically trying to break a record. Like setting a record for dunking your nuts in the most bowls of gazpacho during a Friends rerun.
ReplyHoly mountains, Indonesian news reached Seth’s monologue
Ssst, it was a Russian woman that made the 30 minute porn in Batur Mountains, in Bali
ReplyIs there any way to watch the full episodes outside the US? Even the services that stream NBC are area restricted
ReplyFreaking chin diapers, smh
ReplyThe tornado and rainbow item was all teed up for an easy Wizard of Oz / Ted Cruz joke. What happened?
Though I do appreciate the lack of his name or face appearing to provoke my gag reflex.
ReplyIt’ll be interesting to see if NY voters do the right thing at the next election…
Reply1:48 he says “Academy Awards” instead of The Oscars lol #corrections
Reply_”a little…”_ – groaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Good one.
ReplyThis was brutal. I can’t believe people got paid to write those jokes.
Replyrob screams in his best arnold voice .”to the choppa”
ReplyOh no, I have one for Corrections, albeit a super minor thing: Chincoteague is pronounced with a hard “ch”, as is ‘church’ or ‘cheese’. Your pronunciation with a soft “ch” is incredibly sweet though, because it reminds me of my best friend’s mom, who is very German and who used to take her daughter and I to Chincoteague in the off-season when we were kids. This kindly woman would clap her hands and say in her thick German accent “Girls, girls! Shall ve go to Shincoteague next veekend?”
ReplyPong gag was nice, Scollins has competition
ReplyBiden wore a mask when he came out and took it off when he went back. Sooo crazy! He should know not to use symbolism in front of fox news. The aren’t deep enough for such antics. Lol.
ReplyI nearly sprayed lemonade all over everything at the “grog caught bird” joke! 😀
ReplyLooks like the weak jab at Gov. Cuomo didn’t go over well, as if it ever does…
ReplyThis show is getting more and more Lame!
PB
ReplyTornado + Rainbow = Oz.
ReplyRapture? Really?
3
Reply@2:27 Its pronounced SHINK-uh-tig but you gotta say it faster with a little a lazier
ReplyChin mask guy perfectly sums up the new mask guidelines.
ReplyGRONK is a unit, but put him up against the 1970s steel curtain and you’ll see just how woosified NFL football has become.
ReplyThat is not how you pronounce the name of the islands lmao
ReplyLots of really good thinking jokes. Should have had an audience for that monologue. Nice job. However, “a little horse/hoarse?” That one was written by the guy who thinks that Sammy Hagar was good for Van Halen.
Reply3:50 The Incredible Gronk
ReplyA rainbow and a tornado appearing at the same time is what happens when the portal to Oz is opened.
ReplyAre you doing your own bronzer or is the makeup person trying to make you not look like mega mind the super villan. I mean I’m not forehead shaming…I’m just concerned. Love you !
ReplyThe Carson joke!
Reply”bird ate people”
ReplyMain reason we’re completely FkD as a nation, people vote in political families like Liz Cheney and keep the incumbents….
ReplySeriously if your government is so awful, how or more over WHY do you keep voting in the Same people and expect anything different?
vaccinated people don’t have to wear masks outside and in small gatherings?
ReplySurely, that is not going to be abused by anti-vaxxers and a-holes alike pretending of being vaccinated.
I predict seth winking more in our future
ReplyOkay, I laughed at the “little horse” joke. 😀
ReplyCar exhaust pollution accumulates behind the mask, which causes the atmosphere behind the mask to be uncomfortable to breath for a while, whilst the pollution dissipates. That is why I walk around outside with a half-mast mask, when I am not immediately in the presence of others.
Reply3!
ReplyYou’re welcome! I often play the home version of interactive mono joke still, even though the box doesn’t have all the playing pieces anymore.
ReplyA little hoarse. Nice!
ReplyI pressed 5 (“They were shooting ‘Spermageddon’!”) but nothing happened!
Reply4
ReplyDamn, got to reelect Trump, writing random jokes is not working.
ReplyReally missed your chance for a Wizard of Oz joke, there, Seth.
ReplyI wanna attend the pony swim!!
Reply2
ReplyIt’s hilarious that late nigh shows have dropped the facade of being a comedy show and now stick to promoting oligarch propaganda. Finally you made yourself funny!
Replybiden can role up the mask and stick it
ReplyWhat, no rim shot for “A little Horse”??????? Disappointing.
Reply