 Channing All Over Your Tatum.”)
It was a wild Wild Card weekend in the NFL, President Biden gave a keynote speech at an MLK Day breakfast in Washington, five more classified documents were found at Biden’s home in Delaware and Trump weighed in bigly, Prince Harry’s new book is so popular that they’re releasing a version for kids called “The Prince and the Penis,” Kanye West has reportedly married Bianca Censori, a new Miss Universe was crowned over the weekend, the Critics’ Choice Awards were slightly less star-studded than usual because several nominees got COVID at the Golden Globes, and our latest edition of Nextdoor Theatre with help from Natalie Portman, Steven Yeun, Hannah Waddingham, Tom Hiddleston, Elizabeth Banks, Rupert Friend, Andy Garcia, Dana Carvey, Taron Egerton, Cheryl Hines, Phoebe Robinson, Danny DeVito, Alfonso Ribeiro, Rhea Seehorn, Kumail Nanjiani, Kevin Bacon & Kaitlin Olson.
About Jimmy Kimmel Live:
Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”
Well, I love Jimmy, but that book was disgusting. But, of course, everybody laughs because vulgar, hateful cruelty is just so damned funny.
ReplyThese writers sure are obsessed with Harry’s junk.
ReplyThat lizard garbage was stupid
ReplyI thought this was gonna be funny
ReplyWaffle House is delicious though…
ReplyI need more of my neighborhood app stories please pretty please
ReplyYes both were careless with Classified Documents but only one refused to give them back 👀
ReplyIf Jimmy catches on fire that would be hilarious
ReplyThe Biden Docs where planted by the secret service who include confirmed Proud Boys. I think, anyway. It only just came to me. 🙂
ReplyThe best show on TV and YouTube, period. The last segment was hilarious! Please, more Next-door Theater. Thanks
ReplyThe Harry pee-pee book, brilliant 😂😂😂
ReplyHonestly, Biden has gone a little egomaniac power drunk. He acts like a totally embarrassing dumbass sometimes
ReplyThe last part of your show was hilarious 😂🤣 keep up the good work Jimmy 👍❤️😊🙏✌️😎
ReplyTrevor Lawrence may have celebrated at Waffle House, but remember, the Big Orange Guy gave the Clemson Tigers McDonald’s burgers at the White House after their National Championship win. Maybe he thinks fast food is good luck! (I’m actually a Clemson fan, and like Trevor!)
ReplyThat nextdoor theater sketch was hilarious.
ReplyAbsolutely
Reply“九字真言真灵啊！”
〖中国大陆来稿〗北京解封后，一位军嫂出去遛弯儿，回家后觉的浑身关节痛、酸酸的，头晕、恶心、咳嗽，一量体温39°5，发烧了。丈夫准备送她去医院看看，军嫂不敢去，怕为个“阳”，把器官走丢了太不值了。
军嫂跟丈夫说：“我有特效药、让我躺会儿就好了。”丈夫怀疑的端来大杯的开水，放在妻子床头，还特意把卧室门打开，观察着军嫂的动静。军嫂拿出大法弟子免费赠送的大法护身符，戴在脖子上，然后就开始在心中诚心诚意的念“法轮大法好、真善忍好”，念着念着就睡着了。
过了好大一会儿了，丈夫见卧室没有了动静，吓得赶快过来摇晃沉睡的妻子，以为出了意外，妻子睁开惺忪的双眼说要上厕所，起身就自己去了。丈夫本来想搀扶一下，都没抓住，问她：“你烧糊涂了吧？”军嫂从厕所出来，摸摸自己的额头说：“我不发烧啊。”
丈夫拿来温度计给妻子量体温，显示36.5度，正常了。军嫂关节也不疼了，头不晕、也不恶心了，也不咳嗽了。丈夫觉的奇怪：“前后不到一小时，你吃的什么特效药？是不是背着我到301医院整特供進口药了？”军嫂拿出大法护身符说：“是法轮大法师父救了我，我一直在念法轮大法好、真善忍好，就不知不觉睡着了。”
丈夫说：“这也太神奇了，原来瘟疫真的是来灭共产党的。”军嫂说：“幸亏咱俩都退党了，真得感谢李洪志大师派天使告诉我们真相，还免费赠送护身符，感恩李大师的救命之恩与恩赐，真正的特效药是不花钱的九字真言——真灵啊！”
ReplyI wouldn’t call Harry’s book “nonfiction”.
ReplyTrevor Lawrence at waffle house makes sense. It was midnight and dude was tired
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