Better News Source Than TikTok?

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Published on October 27, 2022

The gang has a simple request tonight… Give us a nature documentary where nothing bad happens! Just cute animals, no violent struggles. Please and thank you. In the news, President Biden is stumping in support of democratic candidates for the upcoming midterm election and Donald Trump is in the courts again flighting to block former White House aides from testifying in the Jan. 6th probe. Elon Musk announced his own cleverness with a sink pun. He also bought Twitter maybe? And a quarter of US adults admit to getting the majority of their news from TikTok, so thank you to the other 75% of you for watching our monologue instead. Distractions include: favorite Billy Joel song (it’s between ‘Moving Out’ or ‘My Life’), a man blames his huge penis for losing out on a job, and Kim Kardashian now has her face painted on a giant pumpkin.

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  • yunus pehlivan 1 year ago

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  • oscar the slayer 1 year ago

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  • Azrael. 1 year ago

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  • saran tamang 1 year ago

    Omg I m first to like Nd I m from Nepal

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  • DeadRinger 1 year ago

    A witch hunt? That’s someone’s wife

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  • Francisco Touzet 1 year ago

    Humpty Dumpty

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  • Derek's Ho corner 2013 1 year ago

    James Corden better news tik-tok awesomeness job

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