Bernie Sandwiches Won New Hampshire

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  • Apemanwithcalculator 4 years ago

    god hilary is boring sounding

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  • Roberto Rivera 4 years ago

    You might say the Republicans can’t let Bernie *SLIDER* for President! 8D

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  • Emily Schlick 4 years ago

    Not the Dutch Elm!

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  • MultiJebusChrist 4 years ago

    Not loving the dismissal of Bernie here, but damn that sandwich routine was
    perfect!

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  • Jonathan Kosyjana 4 years ago

    Wow he is not funny at all.go suck Hillary’s clit colbert

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  • Josie Koznarek 4 years ago

    I came for Colbert, I stayed for the sandwich puns.

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  • CocoaVanderbeak 4 years ago

    I heard this old bas-turd Sanders usually shit -sprays every bathroom he
    hits…. gets that shit real high! Muthafuckers be like, how did dat nigga
    hit da ceiling?

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  • ZhangtheGreat 4 years ago

    Hope those sandwiches were used to feed starving children…

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  • richard van as 4 years ago

    back in 2014, I kid you not, I predicted that 2016 would be a matchup
    between Trump and Bernie, with Bernie taking the White House. I thought
    that 2 years ago, not last friday. Guess I’m smarter than Colbert ;)

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  • richard van as 4 years ago

    Hillary isn’t doing the disappointed Mom thing, as much as she is
    portraying herself as a god-like figure. “You may not believe in me, but I
    believe in you” GET OVER YOURSELF!

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  • Jeremy R 4 years ago

    Scott Adams saw this coming 6 months ago. He is a cartoonist and a better
    pundit than everyone.

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  • saxoman1 4 years ago

    You have some of your facts wrong Stephen. Sanders is NOT an “avowed
    socialist” he is a “democratic socialist”, there’s a difference.

    Otherwise, good!

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  • R. V.S. (Empty Sky) 4 years ago

    Sanders for president!
    Trump for VP!

    Sanders/Trump 2016!

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  • Ted Weddell 4 years ago

    Dutch Elm? haaa haaa haaa…

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  • zelda64rules 4 years ago

    Bernie Sandwiches is offering people a “Free Lunch”. I hate to tell you
    though, there is no such thing as a “Free Lunch”.

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  • Ropey Prune (Ropeyprune) 4 years ago

    DID HE JUST DO A FREAKING PUN RUN!?
    Someone inform Andy Zaltzman, that this is how its done!

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  • Oskar Johnsen 4 years ago

    how are you?# amazing effowt! miniature tip what do you think, guys?

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  • Machang D 4 years ago

    Bernie get real. The countries that provide Universal Health Care &
    Education do not allocate billions of dollars to their defence budget. The
    US wants to spend every dollar they can get hold of, for Defence, to
    imprison millions of people for minor offences, for the massive border
    patrols & Police forces. In the last 20 years Chins has built the best
    Railway System in the World has built the best Airports and has loaned
    trillions of dollars to the US. It will be a matter of a few years that
    Chins will be the sole super power, that the US dollar will no longer be
    the World’ s reserve currency.

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  • abeta201 4 years ago

    Stephen Colbert must have been much hungrier than usual on that show.

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  • badvagirl 4 years ago

    VOTE for BERNIE!!!! it only makes sense. we already get free housing
    food, free healthcare & iphones, hell, even illegals get all that…..so
    free college isn’t that much more…..then i think Bernie should do away
    with the military & borders so we can let in gazillons of immigrants to do
    the work at $15/hour, since we’ll all be going to free college!!! then,
    throw in free cable & internet, free golf, a clothing allowance, free
    guns & give everyone a Prius, to keep the climate from changing & everyone
    would be equal & everything would be totally FAIR, the USA would be
    perfect!!! ha! suck on that Sweden & Denmark!!! BERNIE – 2016 &
    FOREVER!!!!

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  • Tiago Lambert 4 years ago

    hooray for ^ou. c’mon, guys1 impartial devilish what’s your opinion about
    thct

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  • 1295Spiderman 4 years ago

    I think it looks like Donald trump has a comb FORWARD!! ??

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  • Rafael Trigo 4 years ago

    Jeb Bush? Really? Come on, give me a break!

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  • obliterator789 4 years ago

    Colbert better #FeelTheBern

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  • Hailey Hay 4 years ago

    You cant stop an idea whos time has come! viva la revalution

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  • Monica Martinez 4 years ago

    Cenk knew… he saw it coming. Cenk knows all.

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  • It's not all Black and White 4 years ago

    And over 600 people have now “disliked” this because ???? They have no
    sense of humor, that’s why.

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  • Michael Goodman 4 years ago

    so hungry for sandwiches now

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  • PonderingSquirrel 4 years ago

    While a lot of this is a joke, this is still ridiculously pro-Clinton. From
    an outside perspective Bernie is the only real choice. Who would vote for
    corruption?

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  • TG with the Chops 4 years ago

    Old people are always like “You young kids are all stupid voting for Bernie
    Sanders. Haven’t you ever heard of socialism?!” maybe we are just tired of
    seeing how unethical our country is and just want a good fucking person
    running this country that is going to make it fair for EVERYONE! Isn’t our
    main goal of humanity to move forwards as much as we can? We are only
    hindering our own progress by creating this dog eat dog world

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  • BaSSDrop Keys 4 years ago

    Man Im high as hell right now. Give me one of them sandwiches

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  • SmilesInTheSun California 4 years ago

    You used to be funny Stephen Colbert until you turned into a bernbot~~~
    There is a nice video of bernie sanders cult followers partaking in voter
    fraud — all over that “primary”. New Hampshire is investigating their
    fraud primary _

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  • Eh MC 4 years ago

    Better than Carson already

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  • CoolsBreeze 4 years ago

    those sandwiches look yummy!

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  • David Kingsbury 4 years ago

    the “disappointed mom” bit is brilliant

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  • Andrew Wang 4 years ago

    So when I first stumbled upon this video I had no sound on; read the
    comments to see a lot of people accusing Colbert and think “huh, well maybe
    they might be up to something”.

    After watching this video…

    Seriously guys? Colbert makes a tongue-in-cheek jab at Clinton being a
    disappointed, fun-hating mom, and then makes a couple of harmless sandwich
    puns due to some political commentator’s slip of tongue, and now you think
    Colbert is a stealth Clinton supporter bashing Sanders?

    I’d vote dems if I were American, but damned if I say Sanders supporters
    are some of the touchiest people on the planet. I long for the day where I
    get to take such personal offense to sandwich puns.

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  • jokyejoker 4 years ago

    I dont get why people are afraid of AI, if they vote for people like
    Hillary.

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  • from Barcelona 4 years ago

    They really have to stop with this nonsense of comparing Trump with Sanders
    (meaning Colbert, Oliver, Noah….all great comedians/news deliverers, but
    so clearly Clinton partisans). Beside the fact that one is a Berlusconian
    populist clown appealing to the gut-rage of Americans with no real racional
    solution and the other makes all the sense in the world in his 2 strong
    points: US has THE worst wealth distribution between the OCDE countries and
    this situation has an historical tendency to go in this direction (so worst
    and worst). Additionally Sanders is not an outsiders, he is in politics
    since 1971, been mayor, US congressman, US senator, the fact that is an
    independent doesn t mean he is an outsiders from politics, he is an
    outsider from mayor political parties (political monopolies going on in
    US), and that is very different (and refreshing, as these political
    monopolies represent economical powers and status quo). He is an anti
    establishment (economical and political) and his vision is getting US back
    to the right path, a path which the rest civilized world is traversing
    since many years. A vote for Sanders is screaming laud to this
    establishment that things have to change, and thinking that is to hard to
    change things in the right direction is an excuse for voting Clinton it is
    a lame nonsense: with this logic just stop voting and let the rich powerful
    people to do what they want. Every step toward a purpose, brings you a step
    closer to that purpose, and electing a president is pretty big step.

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  • ieatpencils 4 years ago

    Most Canadians support Bernie. Just saying.

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  • Jeevan lazar 4 years ago

    that much food would have fed a hundred malnourished kids ….just sayin

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  • Weegeetnik 4 years ago

    I would actually a buy a Bernie Sandwich if the money doesn’t end up
    between the hands of an already greedy wealthy mofo.

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  • Corey Weil 4 years ago

    i just cried

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  • Dominic Mejorada 4 years ago

    Damn now I want a sandwich!

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  • bronzedivision 4 years ago

    This might be might be might favorite political sketch ever. =D

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  • Cristián Opazo 4 years ago

    This is utterly brilliant.

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  • Josh S 4 years ago

    Why can’t Stephen Colbert run for president already??!!

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  • Andrew Johnson 4 years ago

    i dont want a socialist in the white house. i also dont want trump in there
    either. i want RAND PAUL baby

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  • Amar Ansari 4 years ago

    Bernie sandwiches LOL

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  • cenasgay9111 4 years ago

    very disappointed in colbert for trying to make Bernie look as bad as
    Trump. #feelthebern

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  • German Rakitjanski 4 years ago

    thats a lot of sandwiches…

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  • Michael Pritchard 4 years ago

    This made me hungry

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  • Marv Roberts 4 years ago

    I’ll take two McBernies with extra pickles.

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  • K. L. Q. 4 years ago

    I’m most concerned with what they did with all those sandwiches after the
    show.

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  • DasIllu 4 years ago

    upcoming elections are (again) a bit of a mass iq test… i wonder whether
    you guys finally pass :-D

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  • jordan w 4 years ago

    Actually, trump and Bernie are similar when it comes to China.

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  • NightLurk 4 years ago

    FU Colbert now I’m hungry!

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  • Outcast Productions 4 years ago

    colbert those sandwhich jokes just made you a god

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  • MSTe98 4 years ago

    Best summary of this election year, complete with sandwich puns. Seriously,
    this is the most sober look at these candidates I’ve seen in a long time,
    and it’s equated perfectly to a bunch of hormonal teenagers rebelling
    against a boring alternative.

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  • Bob Marley 4 years ago

    Some kid in africa couldve eaten that seat belt

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  • Dovakin Brown 4 years ago

    sandwitch puns… Bernie 2016!

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  • Steffen Cutillas 4 years ago

    is it just me or is there something wrong with his left ear it’s really
    bothering me.

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  • Ana Khan 4 years ago

    6 months ago I went to A Bernie rally sooo

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  • Sneak Chamber 4 years ago

    …and now I’m hungry.

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  • pablobulldog 4 years ago

    Best episode ever!

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  • Jo Law 4 years ago

    *pulls 11 plated sandwiches from under desk

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  • jojowhizz 4 years ago

    wow i want a sandwhich now

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  • Laurence Huang 4 years ago

    Stephen shows here that he obviously favours the moderate Democratic and
    Republican candidates i.e. Hillary and Jeb, which is understandable, many
    of the corporate sponsors the show gets are provided my companies that
    Bernie would affect while Donald is just out of the question, anybody with
    a hint of critical thinking will know that he does not belong in the White
    House, much less behind a microphone to spread his putrid half-baked
    thoughts. However, many of the criticisms that Stephen has had against the
    establishment, politicians both on the Democratic and Republican side over
    the past few years, he seems to openly accept now that he has own show.
    Stephen should be supporting BERNIE!

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  • Joel Andersen 4 years ago

    IT’S REALLY ASTONIXHING HOW DO YOU EO? AMAZING DISCOVER WHAT DO YOU THINK?
    !!!

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  • Forsparda 4 years ago

    am i a bad person for kinda wanting trump to win?

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  • Lindsay Resnick 4 years ago

    I’ve watched this video 5 times and omg I love it so much.

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  • George Gates 4 years ago

    Stephen was a disappointment. He didn’t say ANYTHING good about Bernie..

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  • DM R 4 years ago

    This makes me miss the Colbert Show so bad.

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  • Dakota Walker 4 years ago

    “Not a huge difference” between Trump and Sanders? lol
    You’re clever Stephen Colbert, but sometimes I wonder.

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  • Will Brophy 4 years ago

    at 5:30, Stephen looks like a naruto character.

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  • Hammern28 4 years ago

    I am lol’ing my ass off here!

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  • Bree Gilbert 4 years ago

    OMG! That was effing HILARIOUS!!! <3 :v

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  • Chester Snapdragon McPhisticuff 4 years ago

    0:34
    Me when someone gives me facts that work against my opinions

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  • tcchannel1 4 years ago

    I’m not lefty, but if our choice comes down to a communist (Sanders) and a
    nazi (Trump) the communist is the lesser of the two evils.

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  • Oliver Todd 4 years ago

    Stephen really “delivered” there at the end

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  • HuggieBear39 4 years ago

    OK. who is hungry right now? :-)

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  • Tequio “mexicatiahui” AleRol 4 years ago

    In LA CA we are feeling the Bern !

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  • behappyoldie 4 years ago

    Go Bernie,go!!!

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  • dave olsen 4 years ago

    muther fucker i hope i have turky and cheese in the fridge

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  • Jm Besson 4 years ago

    Bernie!!

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  • Johnsen1972 4 years ago

    Bernie for President!

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  • Jessus “Fahkeeng” Christ 4 years ago

    brill

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  • Falco Lombardi 4 years ago

    “Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier, uurrgh!” ~ Hillary Clinton

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  • Prongs Aedan 4 years ago

    My Bernie Sandwich = Toasted Whole Wheat Bread, Pastrami, Brisket, Kimchi,
    American Cheese and Russian Dressing. 😀 😀

    Whats yours ?

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  • Daren Redman 4 years ago

    Mmmm Bernie sandwiches

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  • ford holden 4 years ago

    From 6:20 till the end… too too funny! ?

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  • Teddy Gunawan 4 years ago

    hmph, I saw this coming

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  • Captain Carter 4 years ago

    That was brilliant:)

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  • xxuncexx 3 years ago

    *SANDWICHES 2016*
    *WE NEED A HERO*

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  • LithaMoonSong 3 years ago

    Cenk Uyger saw it coming… so did most people who know that Bernie is the
    only chance at life for the future …. really the choice is Mad max or
    change.

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  • Rakadityas 97 3 years ago

    I was wondering about the people who has been under the table passing food
    all the time

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  • Kristalaurene 3 years ago

    Omfg that’s great

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  • hevar ali 3 years ago

    And lately On Msnbc they called him Bernard Sanders .. I was so Fucking mad

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