Stephen recaps the bizarre highs and glorious lows of the New Hampshire primary.
god hilary is boring sounding
You might say the Republicans can’t let Bernie *SLIDER* for President! 8D
Not the Dutch Elm!
Not loving the dismissal of Bernie here, but damn that sandwich routine was perfect!
Wow he is not funny at all.go suck Hillary’s clit colbert
I came for Colbert, I stayed for the sandwich puns.
I heard this old bas-turd Sanders usually shit -sprays every bathroom he hits…. gets that shit real high! Muthafuckers be like, how did dat nigga hit da ceiling?
Hope those sandwiches were used to feed starving children…
back in 2014, I kid you not, I predicted that 2016 would be a matchup between Trump and Bernie, with Bernie taking the White House. I thought that 2 years ago, not last friday. Guess I’m smarter than Colbert ;)
Hillary isn’t doing the disappointed Mom thing, as much as she is portraying herself as a god-like figure. “You may not believe in me, but I believe in you” GET OVER YOURSELF!
Scott Adams saw this coming 6 months ago. He is a cartoonist and a better pundit than everyone.
You have some of your facts wrong Stephen. Sanders is NOT an “avowed socialist” he is a “democratic socialist”, there’s a difference.
Sanders for president! Trump for VP!
Dutch Elm? haaa haaa haaa…
Bernie Sandwiches is offering people a “Free Lunch”. I hate to tell you though, there is no such thing as a “Free Lunch”.
DID HE JUST DO A FREAKING PUN RUN!? Someone inform Andy Zaltzman, that this is how its done!
how are you?# amazing effowt! miniature tip what do you think, guys?
Bernie get real. The countries that provide Universal Health Care & Education do not allocate billions of dollars to their defence budget. The US wants to spend every dollar they can get hold of, for Defence, to imprison millions of people for minor offences, for the massive border patrols & Police forces. In the last 20 years Chins has built the best Railway System in the World has built the best Airports and has loaned trillions of dollars to the US. It will be a matter of a few years that Chins will be the sole super power, that the US dollar will no longer be the World’ s reserve currency.
Stephen Colbert must have been much hungrier than usual on that show.
VOTE for BERNIE!!!! it only makes sense. we already get free housing food, free healthcare & iphones, hell, even illegals get all that…..so free college isn’t that much more…..then i think Bernie should do away with the military & borders so we can let in gazillons of immigrants to do the work at $15/hour, since we’ll all be going to free college!!! then, throw in free cable & internet, free golf, a clothing allowance, free guns & give everyone a Prius, to keep the climate from changing & everyone would be equal & everything would be totally FAIR, the USA would be perfect!!! ha! suck on that Sweden & Denmark!!! BERNIE – 2016 & FOREVER!!!!
hooray for ^ou. c’mon, guys1 impartial devilish what’s your opinion about thct
I think it looks like Donald trump has a comb FORWARD!! ??
Jeb Bush? Really? Come on, give me a break!
Colbert better #FeelTheBern
You cant stop an idea whos time has come! viva la revalution
Cenk knew… he saw it coming. Cenk knows all.
And over 600 people have now “disliked” this because ???? They have no sense of humor, that’s why.
so hungry for sandwiches now
While a lot of this is a joke, this is still ridiculously pro-Clinton. From an outside perspective Bernie is the only real choice. Who would vote for corruption?
Old people are always like “You young kids are all stupid voting for Bernie Sanders. Haven’t you ever heard of socialism?!” maybe we are just tired of seeing how unethical our country is and just want a good fucking person running this country that is going to make it fair for EVERYONE! Isn’t our main goal of humanity to move forwards as much as we can? We are only hindering our own progress by creating this dog eat dog world
Man Im high as hell right now. Give me one of them sandwiches
You used to be funny Stephen Colbert until you turned into a bernbot~~~ There is a nice video of bernie sanders cult followers partaking in voter fraud — all over that “primary”. New Hampshire is investigating their fraud primary _
Better than Carson already
those sandwiches look yummy!
the “disappointed mom” bit is brilliant
So when I first stumbled upon this video I had no sound on; read the comments to see a lot of people accusing Colbert and think “huh, well maybe they might be up to something”.
After watching this video…
Seriously guys? Colbert makes a tongue-in-cheek jab at Clinton being a disappointed, fun-hating mom, and then makes a couple of harmless sandwich puns due to some political commentator’s slip of tongue, and now you think Colbert is a stealth Clinton supporter bashing Sanders?
I’d vote dems if I were American, but damned if I say Sanders supporters are some of the touchiest people on the planet. I long for the day where I get to take such personal offense to sandwich puns.
I dont get why people are afraid of AI, if they vote for people like Hillary.
They really have to stop with this nonsense of comparing Trump with Sanders (meaning Colbert, Oliver, Noah….all great comedians/news deliverers, but so clearly Clinton partisans). Beside the fact that one is a Berlusconian populist clown appealing to the gut-rage of Americans with no real racional solution and the other makes all the sense in the world in his 2 strong points: US has THE worst wealth distribution between the OCDE countries and this situation has an historical tendency to go in this direction (so worst and worst). Additionally Sanders is not an outsiders, he is in politics since 1971, been mayor, US congressman, US senator, the fact that is an independent doesn t mean he is an outsiders from politics, he is an outsider from mayor political parties (political monopolies going on in US), and that is very different (and refreshing, as these political monopolies represent economical powers and status quo). He is an anti establishment (economical and political) and his vision is getting US back to the right path, a path which the rest civilized world is traversing since many years. A vote for Sanders is screaming laud to this establishment that things have to change, and thinking that is to hard to change things in the right direction is an excuse for voting Clinton it is a lame nonsense: with this logic just stop voting and let the rich powerful people to do what they want. Every step toward a purpose, brings you a step closer to that purpose, and electing a president is pretty big step.
Most Canadians support Bernie. Just saying.
that much food would have fed a hundred malnourished kids ….just sayin
I would actually a buy a Bernie Sandwich if the money doesn’t end up between the hands of an already greedy wealthy mofo.
i just cried
Damn now I want a sandwich!
This might be might be might favorite political sketch ever. =D
This is utterly brilliant.
Why can’t Stephen Colbert run for president already??!!
i dont want a socialist in the white house. i also dont want trump in there either. i want RAND PAUL baby
Bernie sandwiches LOL
very disappointed in colbert for trying to make Bernie look as bad as Trump. #feelthebern
thats a lot of sandwiches…
This made me hungry
I’ll take two McBernies with extra pickles.
I’m most concerned with what they did with all those sandwiches after the show.
upcoming elections are (again) a bit of a mass iq test… i wonder whether you guys finally pass :-D
Actually, trump and Bernie are similar when it comes to China.
FU Colbert now I’m hungry!
colbert those sandwhich jokes just made you a god
Best summary of this election year, complete with sandwich puns. Seriously, this is the most sober look at these candidates I’ve seen in a long time, and it’s equated perfectly to a bunch of hormonal teenagers rebelling against a boring alternative.
Some kid in africa couldve eaten that seat belt
sandwitch puns… Bernie 2016!
is it just me or is there something wrong with his left ear it’s really bothering me.
6 months ago I went to A Bernie rally sooo
…and now I’m hungry.
Best episode ever!
*pulls 11 plated sandwiches from under desk
wow i want a sandwhich now
Stephen shows here that he obviously favours the moderate Democratic and Republican candidates i.e. Hillary and Jeb, which is understandable, many of the corporate sponsors the show gets are provided my companies that Bernie would affect while Donald is just out of the question, anybody with a hint of critical thinking will know that he does not belong in the White House, much less behind a microphone to spread his putrid half-baked thoughts. However, many of the criticisms that Stephen has had against the establishment, politicians both on the Democratic and Republican side over the past few years, he seems to openly accept now that he has own show. Stephen should be supporting BERNIE!
IT’S REALLY ASTONIXHING HOW DO YOU EO? AMAZING DISCOVER WHAT DO YOU THINK? !!!
am i a bad person for kinda wanting trump to win?
I’ve watched this video 5 times and omg I love it so much.
Stephen was a disappointment. He didn’t say ANYTHING good about Bernie..
This makes me miss the Colbert Show so bad.
“Not a huge difference” between Trump and Sanders? lol You’re clever Stephen Colbert, but sometimes I wonder.
at 5:30, Stephen looks like a naruto character.
I am lol’ing my ass off here!
OMG! That was effing HILARIOUS!!! <3 :v
0:34 Me when someone gives me facts that work against my opinions
I’m not lefty, but if our choice comes down to a communist (Sanders) and a nazi (Trump) the communist is the lesser of the two evils.
Stephen really “delivered” there at the end
OK. who is hungry right now? :-)
In LA CA we are feeling the Bern !
muther fucker i hope i have turky and cheese in the fridge
Bernie for President!
“Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier, uurrgh!” ~ Hillary Clinton
My Bernie Sandwich = Toasted Whole Wheat Bread, Pastrami, Brisket, Kimchi, American Cheese and Russian Dressing. 😀 😀
Whats yours ?
Mmmm Bernie sandwiches
From 6:20 till the end… too too funny! ?
hmph, I saw this coming
That was brilliant:)
*SANDWICHES 2016* *WE NEED A HERO*
Cenk Uyger saw it coming… so did most people who know that Bernie is the only chance at life for the future …. really the choice is Mad max or change.
I was wondering about the people who has been under the table passing food all the time
Omfg that’s great
And lately On Msnbc they called him Bernard Sanders .. I was so Fucking mad
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