Bernie Sanders Raps “Old Town Hall” (“Old Town Road” Parody)

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Published on April 22, 2019

Bernie Sanders (Jimmy Fallon) tries to appeal to younger voters in the 2020 presidential race by rapping to the tune of Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus’ “Old Town Road” remix.

Full lyrics below:
Jimmy as Bernie Sanders
Yeaah, I’m gonna talk to voters at the old town hall
I’m gonna tell ‘em we don’t need no wall I’m gonna rant and rave about billionaires
Ain’t gonna take a break to comb my hair

I got money in the stacks
Forget your super PACs Bernie bros in back
You would think this is a frat, now
Got a chance to see
Mayor Pete’s ID
We’re both born in ‘83
But in different centuries

Everybody’s asking somethin’
But I can’t hear nothin’
Everybody’s asking somethin’
But I can’t hear nothin’

Got a few frustrations
With these corporations
You can call me grandpa I’mma spank the nation
Loved by all the children
Worth a couple million
Say my rhymes are ill then
Medicare will bill them

Everybody’s asking somethin’
But I can’t hear nothin’

Tarik
Biden, Beto, Kamala and Klobuchar
Add up all their ages, he’s still older by far
We’ve got a decision and the field is getting crowded
But just don’t forget Bernie Sanders is the loudest
Here to win when we vote next year

Jimmy
(Whatever “Snapchat” is, that’s my biggest fear)

Tarik
So we gon’ roll on down to that old town hall
We’re gonna see a geriatric brawl

Jimmy
I’m gonna talk to the voters at the old town hall
I’m gonna tell ‘em I don’t need no wall

Tarik
He’s gonna talk to the voters at the old town hall
He’s gonna tell ‘em we don’t need no wall

Jimmy
I’m gonna yell at the voters at the old town hall
I’m gonna yell ‘til I can’t no more
I’m gonna yell at the voters in the old town hall
I’m gonna tell ‘em we don’t need no wall

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20 comments

  • Hannah P 4 months ago

    I should rly be going to sleep…

    Whelp that’s too bad

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  • Rafa Negrete 4 months ago

    XD WTH

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  • Bella Pelini 4 months ago

    Didn’t know it was fake until I saw comments💀

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  • jas marie 4 months ago

    the snl jumped out

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  • DJ THINK realdjthink 4 months ago

    said my rhymes are ill then medicare will bill them. fiyah!

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  • xVagene 4 months ago

    Bernie Sanders lit 🔥

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  • Dalton Johnson 4 months ago

    This is why I love Jimmy Fallon, he makes fun of both sides.

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  • Diamond Moore 4 months ago

    Ok, this was hilarious 😂

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  • アンドリューAndrew / 4 months ago

    *Bernie 2020*

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  • N G 4 months ago

    Bro I thought this was snl for a second

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  • Eleanor Payumo 4 months ago

    It took me so long to realize that it was jimmy

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  • Aleah Travers 4 months ago

    I watched this whole thing and thought it was bernie

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  • Otto is not My real Name 4 months ago

    Fake Bernie!

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  • E 4 months ago

    Seems kinda like an attack ad… he did really good

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  • E 4 months ago

    This is propaganda holy shit

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  • Flw studios 4 months ago

    This is one of the best things I’ve seen in awhile lol

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  • E 4 months ago

    This is purposefully meant to make Sanders out to be out of touch and too old to be President. It’s ageist. Sanders is not too old to be President, his ideas are fresh and approved of by a majority of Americans, including those in states like WI, PA, AND MI. The fact they do this but don’t critique the other candidates glaring problems, such as Pete and Kamala’s reliance on wealthy donors, their poor records with handling disadvantaged communities, and their affiliation with the centrist democratic establishment that has caused the party to erode from the inside out.

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  • kay k 4 months ago

    I wish this was real! 😂😂😂

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  • Donnie Gordon 4 months ago

    You can call grandpa Ima spank the Nation..that was pretty funny 😁

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  • Aurora Albertson-Kelly 4 months ago

    OMG I was dead from the start

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