Batman Is No Match For The Polar Vortex

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Published on February 1, 2019

Gotham City’s caped crusader has finally met his match: the Polar Vortex.

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20 comments

  • TheSaucysDead113 1 year ago

    Welcome! To the ice age! Ahhahaha!

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  • fidorover 1 year ago

    So embarrassing seeing the Batmobile having to be jump started.

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  • A Wee Scots Dog 1 year ago

    Trump Begins! (to do exactly all the same things he’s already screwed up before … he’s a sort of ‘super’ hero really … isn’t he?)

    Nananananananana Fatman!
    Whoops! Fall! Slide! Scuff! Prick!
    Nananananananana Fatman!

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  • Deacon Verter 1 year ago

    The polar vortex usually just rotates around the arctic, but climate change is making it bend and spill south. Alaska and the West are experiencing warmer than average weather. I’m in Central OR and got a tan today.

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  • New Message 1 year ago

    That’s what you get for banning cfc’s, and making the ‘Bat-Emergency Thermal Spray’ impossible to import form China.

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  • falcore91 1 year ago

    Runs into me Freeze, “Batman why are you outside? I’m only outside because it’s the first time in years I’ve been able to go out without my suit on!”

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  • originalShorai 1 year ago

    Batawang. Heh.

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  • Bob Trenwith 1 year ago

    Trivia question:
    Of the 36 actors who played villains in the 1960s Batman series, who is the oldest surviving?

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  • Polgasting 1 year ago

    Just chill

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  • Nazo- kage 1 year ago

    Shouldn’t he be wearing his bat thermal underwear?

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  • Samus Knight 1 year ago

    Holy Batnipples, Batman! You could cut a diamond with those suckers!

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  • Jetfox967 1 year ago

    Mr. Freeze would love the polar vortex.

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  • oogachaka 1 year ago

    Dumb.

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  • Steampunkkids 1 year ago

    RIP Adam West. You are missed

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  • Mondo Shredder 1 year ago

    Batman forgot his Global Waming Launcher.
    (potus sic)

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  • Desirae Simpson 1 year ago

    Ok, idk about comically gold

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  • Mohey Saleh 1 year ago

    should have gotten Pete Holmes to do his badman

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  • not a Russian bot 1 year ago

    Wow stephen is never in these things

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  • Hakageryuu 1 year ago

    You know what killed the dinosaurs?
    *THE POLAR VOR*- I mean *THE ICE AGE!*

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  • Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : 1 year ago

    Batman has a “George Constanza moment” with his Batshrinkage!

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