This is what happens when you mess with nature. #Colbert #ALateShow #ColdOpens
This would fuck up the gene pool if not done right. Think inbreeding because everyone is you
Disappointed that there was no Star Wars joke.
Whoever think cloning deers to make a bigger shooting target is alright is evil… they should just admit that they can’t shoot a smaller target and should leave the deers alone..
Happy Earth Day to those who ravage it, I guess…
Nice. Can’t wait for the cloned elephants, white rhino’s and snow leopards. Yippee, better go make more bullets!…
They breed like rabbits, who the hell needs cloning
Hilarious! But seriously, $10,000 to kill something?!
i remember the first zombie that was shown in the movie Contagion was a deer- it was crossing the road and hit by a truck..but then it stood up again. they should’ve used that clip
i mean it’s been over 20 years since Dolly and Dolly 2, we’re pretty good at cloning at this point
What happened to cloning organs for organ transplants? Cloning deer is unnecessary.
This is despicable. Not your clip. But the deranged neoliberal death cult behind cloning individuals over and over again, just for some rich assholes to shoot them.
where is flying kung fu yoda though
Surely this is more the the film Live Die Repeat. Eventually that buck will learn to destroy humanity.
They aren’t genetically engineering the dear, they are just cloning exact duplicates.
I don’t know whether to be intrigued or horrified by this segment.
Where’s Godzilla when you need him?
$10,000 to shoot a deer? And Texans want to clone them? We’ve got so many in NJ, we run them over with our cars.
Amos Slade from The Fox and the Hound is the hunter from Bambi, CONFIRMED!!
1:10 That is not Mufasa in ‘Zombie Mufasa’, you can tell by the face that it is Simba. Also, there already is a Lion King 2 – Simba’s Pride, about his daughter.
Let me get this shit straight… hunters shoot all the big deer deliberately, get annoyed that there aren’t more big deer anymore, and so a guy wants to clone the biggest deer he can find to try to get more big deer to shoot?
Everything the light touches… Is dead!
_”I’ll be back.”_ — Mufasa
_”Hello, boys, I’m baaack!”_ — Zombie Mufasa
Mufasa? Wrong image fellas, that was adult Simba. Good try tho lol
We have such a deer population problem in this country and now they want to create more???
I’ve been hearing my entire life how deer are pest animals and they are hunted because they are too numerous. Now they want to clone more of them just for hunting? Hmm.
Dang it, don’t give Disney ideas.
Commander Bambi. The time has come. Execute order 66.
This looks a- _doe_ -rable!
at what point do we just drop the pretense that they are hunters and are just people who want to kill things?
I know a lot of horror fans who’d pay good $ to see ‘Zombie Mufasa.’
My grandpa remembers the day when ‘Bambi’ first premiered in theaters.
In just one month, sport hunting’s worldwide reputation completely tanked.
Well, I have to say, if you somehow imagine that killing things is a sport, at least standardising the victims is a step in the direction of providing a valid scoring mechanism. I do worry about the applications to policing, though.
Now just add human brain tissue so the hunt will be more challenging! Nothing will go wrong!
I probably say this might not happen, but given the fact that Disney owns Star Wars and Star Wars: The Clone Wars aired its continuation/final arcs in Disney +, how long it will be before Disney decided to actually do something like this for real?
Click bait. No clone warriors, no jedi, no sith. Disappoint.
This whole premise is barbaric. Creating specialty animals, so others can feel the joy of destroying them.
These are the real Jurassic Parks…..animals are not meant to be cloned nor hunted down like pawns…
I thought this would be a crossover between Star Wars The Clone Wars and Bambi.
ok but there’s already a Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride. And there’s already a Lion King 1 and 1/2… so this should have been… Lion King 1 and 3/4s
I bet this will be just as useless and boring as the star wars clone wars
I was expecting an army of Bambis in storm-trooper outfits taking on hunters with light-sabres.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Your clones are quite Texan. You must be very proud.
Wow this was unfunny, dumb and lazy. It was so lazy they couldn’t even be bothered to check whether they had Mufasa or adult Simba by the end. Do better.
Can I sue you guy’s if I have a heart attack while watching this video?
‘Hunting’ is sure growing to include ridiculously horrifying things.
Having a rifle, thermal monocular, (throw in a helicopter there, why not?) and yet somehow managing to feel victorious over killing some hapless animal. And they try to call it a sport…
Only Republicans would propose and endorse cloning animals so that they can kill more of them for pleasure and profit. It’s like they’re not even human.
The first animal shown was not a deer lol
I actually worked on these game ranches. The deer would walk right up to you. Even worked at a ranch that hosted Nugent… I did internet work FTR.
> Lion King 2 Zombie Mufasa
When you forget Disney sequels exist (and rightfully so).
Nice video!! Very engaging from beginning to end. Nevertheless, businesses and investment are the easiest way to make money irrespective of which party makes it to the oval office.
@1:03 For a second there I actually thought he said, “Why has doe forsaken us?”
I am surprised that the conservatives have not yet enforced a ban on bambi. When you consider what else the author Felix Salten has written … keyword Josephine Mutzenbacher.
Considering that humans have already lost the Great Emu War, this doesn’t sound good
Can we just call open season on Texans?
Completely different tangent, but could you imagine if they tried making Bambi today? Shapiro, Tucker, and half the Senate would be on TV every hour screaming about how Bambi being orphaned by a hunter shooting deer for fun was a Satanic liberal plot to take our 2nd amendment rights financed by George Soros
Texas Rancher looking to clone deer to prove some people have too much money
Hunting for food is, of course, different. But there has got to be something fundamentally wrong with a nation (or at least a large part of a nation) who feel the need to snuggle with a gun to feel safe and are willing to actually clone animals just so they can feel big by shooting them. SMH
Trump jr. will love the new clone for sure!
A little let down there wasn’t a Star Wars Clone Wars reference but at least the comments are delivering.
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