Bambi Returns: The Clone Wars

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Published on April 22, 2021

This is what happens when you mess with nature. #Colbert #ALateShow #ColdOpens

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  • Current User 3 years ago

    This would fuck up the gene pool if not done right. Think inbreeding because everyone is you

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  • DeadlyMargiKarp223 3 years ago

    Disappointed that there was no Star Wars joke.

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  • Baby Teano 3 years ago

    Whoever think cloning deers to make a bigger shooting target is alright is evil… they should just admit that they can’t shoot a smaller target and should leave the deers alone..

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  • Cody Cross 3 years ago

    Vode An

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  • Mi Pi 3 years ago

    Happy Earth Day to those who ravage it, I guess…

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  • Doomed To Linger 3 years ago

    Nice. Can’t wait for the cloned elephants, white rhino’s and snow leopards. Yippee, better go make more bullets!…

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  • TheGreatAtario 3 years ago

    They breed like rabbits, who the hell needs cloning

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  • Susan Leslie 3 years ago

    Hilarious! But seriously, $10,000 to kill something?!

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  • Le Lurve 3 years ago

    i remember the first zombie that was shown in the movie Contagion was a deer- it was crossing the road and hit by a truck..but then it stood up again. they should’ve used that clip

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  • alv4ro 3 years ago

    i mean it’s been over 20 years since Dolly and Dolly 2, we’re pretty good at cloning at this point

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  • Mia Rosenbloom 3 years ago

    What happened to cloning organs for organ transplants? Cloning deer is unnecessary.

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  • Pongant 3 years ago

    This is despicable. Not your clip. But the deranged neoliberal death cult behind cloning individuals over and over again, just for some rich assholes to shoot them.

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  • Coos Oorlog 3 years ago

    where is flying kung fu yoda though

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  • Gary Coates 3 years ago

    Surely this is more the the film Live Die Repeat. Eventually that buck will learn to destroy humanity.

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  • Ana-Ruxandra Iliescu 3 years ago

    O goodness

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  • Space Coyote 3 years ago

    They aren’t genetically engineering the dear, they are just cloning exact duplicates.

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  • Katelyn3666 3 years ago

    I don’t know whether to be intrigued or horrified by this segment.

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  • Alan Friesen 3 years ago

    Where’s Godzilla when you need him?

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  • Meribela Savior 3 years ago

    lol

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  • Jrsydvl 3 years ago

    $10,000 to shoot a deer? And Texans want to clone them? We’ve got so many in NJ, we run them over with our cars.

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  • DeltaSceptile 3 years ago

    Amos Slade from The Fox and the Hound is the hunter from Bambi, CONFIRMED!!

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  • Cob 3 years ago

    1:10 That is not Mufasa in ‘Zombie Mufasa’, you can tell by the face that it is Simba. Also, there already is a Lion King 2 – Simba’s Pride, about his daughter.

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  • Mighty One 3 years ago

    Let me get this shit straight… hunters shoot all the big deer deliberately, get annoyed that there aren’t more big deer anymore, and so a guy wants to clone the biggest deer he can find to try to get more big deer to shoot?

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  • Starman Dx 3 years ago

    Resident Evil…
    Savannah.
    Everything the light touches… Is dead!

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  • VHTesla 3 years ago

    _”I’ll be back.”_ — Mufasa
    _”Hello, boys, I’m baaack!”_ — Zombie Mufasa

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  • 3DaiYo4Kai56 3 years ago

    Mufasa? Wrong image fellas, that was adult Simba. Good try tho lol

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  • Marie 3 years ago

    We have such a deer population problem in this country and now they want to create more???

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  • Hayber Dasher 3 years ago

    I’ve been hearing my entire life how deer are pest animals and they are hunted because they are too numerous. Now they want to clone more of them just for hunting? Hmm.

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  • plucas1 3 years ago

    Dang it, don’t give Disney ideas.

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  • Christopher Justice 3 years ago

    Commander Bambi. The time has come. Execute order 66.

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  • Bunny, Easter 3 years ago

    This looks a- _doe_ -rable!

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  • Monkeyking 3 years ago

    at what point do we just drop the pretense that they are hunters and are just people who want to kill things?

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  • Celeste Palm 3 years ago

    I know a lot of horror fans who’d pay good $ to see ‘Zombie Mufasa.’

    My grandpa remembers the day when ‘Bambi’ first premiered in theaters.
    In just one month, sport hunting’s worldwide reputation completely tanked.

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  • Stephen Spackman 3 years ago

    Well, I have to say, if you somehow imagine that killing things is a sport, at least standardising the victims is a step in the direction of providing a valid scoring mechanism. I do worry about the applications to policing, though.

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  • SirNeutral 3 years ago

    Now just add human brain tissue so the hunt will be more challenging! Nothing will go wrong!

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  • Ming Choi 3 years ago

    I probably say this might not happen, but given the fact that Disney owns Star Wars and Star Wars: The Clone Wars aired its continuation/final arcs in Disney +, how long it will be before Disney decided to actually do something like this for real?

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  • Andrew Smith-Thomas 3 years ago

    Click bait. No clone warriors, no jedi, no sith. Disappoint.

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  • J Stone 3 years ago

    This whole premise is barbaric. Creating specialty animals, so others can feel the joy of destroying them.

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  • Chee Nou Lo 3 years ago

    These are the real Jurassic Parks…..animals are not meant to be cloned nor hunted down like pawns…

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  • Sloth Perezoso 3 years ago

    I thought this would be a crossover between Star Wars The Clone Wars and Bambi.

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  • Samargl 3 years ago

    ok but there’s already a Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride. And there’s already a Lion King 1 and 1/2… so this should have been… Lion King 1 and 3/4s

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  • Cre Henge 3 years ago

    I bet this will be just as useless and boring as the star wars clone wars

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  • Heart of Dawn 3 years ago

    I was expecting an army of Bambis in storm-trooper outfits taking on hunters with light-sabres.

    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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  • VinceValentine 3 years ago

    Your clones are quite Texan. You must be very proud.

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  • Auma the Warrior Mouse 3 years ago

    Wow this was unfunny, dumb and lazy. It was so lazy they couldn’t even be bothered to check whether they had Mufasa or adult Simba by the end. Do better.

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  • 007vsMagua 3 years ago

    Can I sue you guy’s if I have a heart attack while watching this video?

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  • Vilena5 3 years ago

    ‘Hunting’ is sure growing to include ridiculously horrifying things.
    Having a rifle, thermal monocular, (throw in a helicopter there, why not?) and yet somehow managing to feel victorious over killing some hapless animal. And they try to call it a sport…

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  • Sam Chapple 3 years ago

    Elk..

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  • hojo70 3 years ago

    Only Republicans would propose and endorse cloning animals so that they can kill more of them for pleasure and profit. It’s like they’re not even human.

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  • Missed Noahsarc 3 years ago

    The first animal shown was not a deer lol

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  • BottleAire New! 1/2 Vaxxed! 3 years ago

    I actually worked on these game ranches. The deer would walk right up to you. Even worked at a ranch that hosted Nugent… I did internet work FTR.

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  • AMD2600 3 years ago

    > Lion King 2 Zombie Mufasa

    When you forget Disney sequels exist (and rightfully so).

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  • Kevin William 3 years ago

    Nice video!! Very engaging from beginning to end. Nevertheless, businesses and investment are the easiest way to make money irrespective of which party makes it to the oval office.

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  • k31than 3 years ago

    @1:03 For a second there I actually thought he said, “Why has doe forsaken us?”

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  • g2 3 years ago

    I am surprised that the conservatives have not yet enforced a ban on bambi. When you consider what else the author Felix Salten has written … keyword Josephine Mutzenbacher.

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  • brainstorm90 3 years ago

    Considering that humans have already lost the Great Emu War, this doesn’t sound good

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  • Scott Gillespie 3 years ago

    Can we just call open season on Texans?

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  • rig baby 3 years ago

    Completely different tangent, but could you imagine if they tried making Bambi today? Shapiro, Tucker, and half the Senate would be on TV every hour screaming about how Bambi being orphaned by a hunter shooting deer for fun was a Satanic liberal plot to take our 2nd amendment rights financed by George Soros

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  • Lyndsay Brown 3 years ago

    Texas Rancher looking to clone deer to prove some people have too much money

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  • Alone Alien 3 years ago

    Hunting for food is, of course, different. But there has got to be something fundamentally wrong with a nation (or at least a large part of a nation) who feel the need to snuggle with a gun to feel safe and are willing to actually clone animals just so they can feel big by shooting them. SMH

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  • SailorMoon 3 years ago

    Trump jr. will love the new clone for sure!

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  • Sarah Himsel 3 years ago

    A little let down there wasn’t a Star Wars Clone Wars reference but at least the comments are delivering.

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