Unless you get your guacamole at Taco Bell, you could be headed for trouble as a nationwide avocado shortage looms. In sporting news, Stephen reacts to the image of a Russian Olympian who offered the United States a two gun salute during his victory celebration. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
avacados arent even that good
ReplyDid anyone else hear “Urine Expert”?
ReplyDirty trick, drugging a minor to get away with cheating. Shame on Russia, for this too………
ReplyApparently a lot of the Avacado farms in Mexico a basically run by the cartel so death threats are completely understandable
ReplyI call BS…it’s a ploy to increase the price of avocados.
Reply“When Invading a Foreign Country amass a huge force directly outside their border for weeks on end so that they know you are coming” Sun Tzu never said.
ReplyThere is an Avocado glut in the farms around me in SW Australia.
ReplyUS (our country) is the biggest terrorist in the world.
ReplyOh no your fake god isn’t going to let you into heaven because some priest said we instead of I.
ReplyReal nice god you got there.
Um….isn’t that then evidence that a “Baptism” does absolutely nothing?
ReplyAll those incorrectly baptized Catholics who have since died are burning in hell. Because god is loving and just. Colbert and 6 Justices are okay with that sort of nonsense
Replya bunch of old virgins worrying about not saying some “perfect” phrase, made up by men, during a cultish chant to their imaginary friend. It really is almost to funny for words.
ReplyI’m confused. Why is the certified drug-using girl allowed to keep competing?
Reply“Finger Skating”? Not sure how that would look but I’m in.
ReplyHave you heard that Valentine’s Day,
ReplyPutin sent Trump a jar of hummus;
it’s made of Russian chick pea.