Apocalypse Dow

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Published on July 8, 2015

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96 comments

  • Koala Kontrol 3 years ago

    i love stephen

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  • re11k 3 years ago

    THAT’S NOT FAIR.
    THAT’S NOT FAIR AT ALL.
    THERE WAS TIME NOW.
    THERE WAS, WAS ALL THE TIME I NEEDED.
    IT’S NOT FAIR.
    IT’S NOT FAIR.

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  • Philly Kicks 3 years ago

    Stephen Colbert is going to be one of the greatest Comedians of All Time

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  • Matt Horton (fasterMPH) 3 years ago

    What!? …did he refer to himself as “ColBERT” at 1:47???

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  • Freke Out 3 years ago

    I’ll be your K-Cup machine. ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)

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  • Leo Mulla 3 years ago

    Tumbs up if you think Stephens new show should be in the nude

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  • Adhiraj Sharma 3 years ago

    0:51 An Anonymous mask!

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  • fidorover 3 years ago

    This looks like something you’d dream when you’re really sick and you just
    drank way too much NyQuil.

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  • Agoonga 3 years ago

    Will Colbert be in Fallout 4?

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  • Chris Hejny 3 years ago

    I love all the different references in there. There is apocalypse now, mad
    man, one obscure twilight zone episode. I love it!!

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  • The Video Catalyst Project 3 years ago

    Burgess Meredith shout-out!

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  • hathejoker 3 years ago

    Followers of Colbert will conjugate at CBS on September 8th at night and
    for every night thereafter (holidays will be off days of course)

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  • Gabbos Ironfist 3 years ago

    He pronounced the “T” and it made me really sad.

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  • OneNewHope 3 years ago

    Little do you know that “urine jug” is really just filled with Corona
    Light. It’s an understandable mistake, I confuse the two all the time.

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  • plucas1 3 years ago

    Now I’m no expert on Post-Apocalypse Chicken Queens…

    But isn’t Vindaloo a rooster?

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  • Wisam Safi 3 years ago

    ColberT? ColberT? ColberT?
    What happened to Steven Colbeeer?

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  • firewordsparkler 3 years ago

    Woah the way he said his last name! 

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  • chrisw443 3 years ago

    is this the twilight zone? all the books, no glasses?

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  • CyricZ 3 years ago

    Always label your urine bottles.

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  • TheeMysteryHour 3 years ago

    I guess dogs ARE the new apes…

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  • KillAllTheRednecks 3 years ago

    That poor chicken. She still remembers all the revenge porn her previous
    boyfriend Rand Paul posted on the Internet, and has been camera-shy ever
    since.

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  • Arnold Kamis 3 years ago

    lol

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  • Jason Allen 3 years ago

    Always guard your jerkeyed meats.

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  • Brandon Maag (BlueBander24) 3 years ago

    Bernie Sanders 2016!!!!

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  • Aneas10 3 years ago

    The hen was like “i’m not being in another of your damn videos”.

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  • Benjamin Shekelstein 3 years ago

    Haha “Apes are taking over the talk shows.” First the Nightly Show with
    Larry Wilmore, than the Daily Show with Trevor Noah, now WHY? with Hannibal
    Buress. Colbert is 100% right on that one.

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  • aricars6263 3 years ago

    This punk comes across as a sarcastic liberal fag.

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  • Mark Lerron 3 years ago

    I missed Steven Colbert so much. I can’t wait to see him on the new show.

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  • netwolfe 3 years ago

    The extremely pale white guy that says, “Witness me!” Is that a parody or a
    reference to something?

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  • 84chevypickup 3 years ago

    Apes took over talk shows? Like that black guy duin the comedy central news
    show?

    Racist!!!!!!!!

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  • ManufacturedLack 3 years ago

    He is such an asshole, I cannot stand Colbert. Just take your $45 million
    and go fuck off Steve. $45 million dollars and you spend your life doing
    this? Why? You’re about as bad as the $85 million dollar man, John martha
    Stewart.

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  • Crosby4hyg 3 years ago

    I lost it when he pulled out the chicken

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  • javier v. 3 years ago

    He ruined The Late Show and he hasn’t even started yet!

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  • fununcle 3 years ago

    Colbert on a Surface Pro? It truly is the end times…

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  • thepokkanome 3 years ago

    All then Apple products. That sweet endorsement money 

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  • Jack Grattan 3 years ago

    I don’t usually drink urine, but when I do, I drink Colbert’s urine. Stay
    thirsty my friends.

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  • Charlie F (harayz) 3 years ago

    @1:47 did he just call himself col-bert?

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  • Kevin Piastra: Comedian 3 years ago

    Surprised no one tried to take him down for “racism” by saying the apes
    above taken over the talk shows. How could he talk about his black
    colleagues like that? 

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  • Victor Sansum 3 years ago

    Stephen, forget the Late Show gig, stay on the internet/youtube/whatever

    CBS will never let yah get away with anything controversial

    Just mho

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  • mostmelon 3 years ago

    Colbert seems like a fun guy. I think I’d enjoy surviving the apocalypse
    with him.

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  • Aboubacar Amine 3 years ago

    that chicken is a male… WE ARE DOOMED !

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  • MegaAdeny 3 years ago

    So he fucked a chicken?

    Well, at least he has a giant bag of Cheerios.

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  • Kerry Waldrep 3 years ago

    I love the reference to The Twilight Zone.

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  • Steve Holmgren 3 years ago

    This was beautiful.

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  • Casey Judge 3 years ago

    “A totally unusable redesign of Seamless”
    YES, Colbert, YES! I feel your pain, sir.

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  • Chas Bohrer 3 years ago

    Stephen is amazing. 

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  • sallas09 3 years ago

    WITNESS ME

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  • Eroc Hobbies 3 years ago

    that Twilight Zone reference xD

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  • Omega8kilo 3 years ago

    **Twilight zone reference at end. Awesome 

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  • Lady McCracken 3 years ago

    God dang it Stephen XD

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  • yurtpoh 3 years ago

    i’m alive, Colbert. don’t give up hope. i’m headed out ol’ westy-way.

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  • Quills 3 years ago

    Chicken Vindaloo thinks you are losing your grip, Colbert.? but I hope she
    will be a regular on The Late Show. You better give her extra treats or she
    may not agree to work with you again.

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  • JammastaJ23 3 years ago

    He did just say he’s going to screw that chicken, right? Just want to make
    sure I heard that right.

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  • Thomas H. 3 years ago

    Always guard your jerkied meats!!

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  • Hector Devora 3 years ago

    I loved the Twilight episode reference the one with all the books also the
    chicken bit was pretty funny lol.

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  • James J 3 years ago

    This is animal abuse, you four-eyed prick.

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  • Zachary Mitchell 3 years ago

    Anyone else see the Anonymous mask in the static transition at 0:52?

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  • Dahlia Walton 3 years ago

    It would’ve been so much better if he kept his beard for this! 

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  • MrStensnask 3 years ago

    1:47 he calls himself “ColberT”, with the “t” pronounced. That’s odd 🙂 I
    mean, I know that that is in fact how he and his family pronounce it among
    each other, I’ve just only ever heard the “French” pronounciation of the
    name.

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  • GENERATION 1984 3 years ago

    My cheeks are hurting here, thanks Steve I needed that!

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  • Zander King 3 years ago

    Nice Apple Watch!

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  • lazyperfectionist1 3 years ago

    WITNESS ME!!

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  • TacoJack 3 years ago

    Among the many awesome references woven throughout, the Twilight Zone bit
    at the end was especially well-played.

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  • Clayburn Griffin 3 years ago

    He does strange things.

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  • DoubleU 3 years ago

    Stephen, I can’t wait to see The Late Show (or any of the late-night talk
    shows) with a Carolina-born boy at the helm!! Go show ’em what we’re made
    of!!

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  • LokyNoKey 3 years ago

    A dog walking on two legs? Yep end of the world is upon us. To add up to
    the horror USA and Japan are going to have a giant robot duel.

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  • Gabriel Thompson 3 years ago

    Guy Fawkes anonymous mask for a single frame at :52

    Fight the power Colbert

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  • DrakeClawfang 3 years ago

    I see Colbert is taking his absence from television as badly as the rest of
    us.

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  • okrajoe 3 years ago

    Man, that is a lot of Cheerios.

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  • Hannah Thompson 3 years ago

    Twilight Zone reference!!! :)

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  • Sordid Reality 3 years ago

    Why is the URINE front and center Colbert!!!?? AS IF YOU STORE IT ON THE
    DESK IN BETWEEN USES? That’s disgusting. I keep it under my desk at
    least.

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  • David Spinrad 3 years ago

    he is
    NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Roni S. S. Palermo 3 years ago

    This is shaping up to be a very different Late Show, I like what I’ve seen
    so far. The increased internet presence and all that good stuff.

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  • AmericanDash 3 years ago

    Love the Twilight Zone reference!

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  • Matt Hensarling 3 years ago

    LOL!!!!

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  • prisha91755 3 years ago

    This is the Colbert I love. So much better than the lunch mini series.

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  • Different kinds of Videos 3 years ago

    4000th like do i get a price?

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  • Jonny Cage 3 years ago

    He wore an apple watch and that makes me sad.

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  • Randy Jeffries 3 years ago

    ALL HAIL VINDILOO

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  • TheHolyMongolEmpire 3 years ago

    I will be a fair king, not one of those movie tyrants who mires his people
    in drug fueled servitude. haha then pops a drug fueled worshipper. Fucking
    brilliant.

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  • ARMJJB 3 years ago

    And yet, I would still vote for him over any of the Presidential candidates
    running now.

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  • Mladen Mihajlovic 3 years ago

    Hahahha so funny

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  • fenix144 3 years ago

    Omfg. I love colbert.

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  • Anthony Pirtle 3 years ago

    There was time now!

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  • 10Exahertz 3 years ago

    that twilight zone reference at the end lmfao

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  • Brandon Binder 3 years ago

    Great twilight zone reference

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  • Brittany Stevens 3 years ago

    I miss his seeing him perform so much. I need September to be here now.

    Reply
  • THX1138A100 3 years ago

    Steve Rod Serling called and said meet him at the library and bring your
    reading glasses.

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  • ChelseaMay 3 years ago

    Twilight zone reference!!! Love it and can’t wait for the late show with
    him.

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  • Samantha White 3 years ago

    My god, Stephen is so fucking funny in these. I can’t take it

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  • Steve Tomashek 3 years ago

    I have a one eyed rooster for queen vindaloo.

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  • Danny Shackleford 3 years ago

    twilight zone lol

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  • Christian Johns Johns 3 years ago

    the late show gonna be funny but strange at the same time

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  • carljw316smp 3 years ago

    Bunker selfie 😀 Still preaching FEAR? :D

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  • Mike Stavenes 3 years ago

    What’s so bad about being a Canadian bear, of Norwegian descent?
    Stephen always makes fun of me. ;-(

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  • Wyatt Johnson 3 years ago

    It’s ironic the most recent Dow drop is worse

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