An Announcement From The New Taliban

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Published on August 20, 2021

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23 comments

  • Ivar Brouwer 9 months ago

    The Taliban now practicing how to gently chop of hands or stone people to death pain free…

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  • Battalon 9 months ago

    Question: How much can you mock the Washington football team?
    Answer: Yes

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  • snagh 9 months ago

    Blooding. This what the Australian army was doing in Afghanistan, a soldier will pick any civilians and kill him or her in any way to please him self and to show his or her skills to other mates , one female soldier was reported killing 39 civilians, I don’t know whom is worst the Taliban or those whom invaded Afghanistan but for sure the only lose here are the Afghanistan ppl

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  • valar 9 months ago

    “The murders and whippings will be in proportion to the degree to which we think we’ll be pilloried by the international community, because we’re not China and no one wants anything from Afghanistan except heroin.”

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  • Brandon DeWitt 9 months ago

    That’s I-
    *I do not claim any negativity*

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  • MatchstalkMan 9 months ago

    Taliban: “We are not seeking US collaborators for punishment.”
    Also Taliban: “We are seeking US collaborators to reward them … with DEATH!”

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  • Erdoğan Yılmazçetin 9 months ago

    Hey; Sizler İnsanların inançları ile mi dalga geçiyorsunuz. Son Sahnedeki Adamlar, İslamiyet’in farklı mezheplerinin inanışları temsil etmekte “her ne kadar bazı mezhepler ve uygulanışı (Yüce Kitaplardaki) çelişkili olsa da”. Sizler bu saldırılarla ancak İnsanı düşünceden ve mantıklı davranışlardan uzaklaşarak Dünya barışı ve mutluluğuna ancak zarar verirsiniz. GOD blessing all humans, amen.

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  • Abisenes Flores 9 months ago

    300 million dollars a day for 20 years in Afghanistan is pocket change.

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  • Erdoğan Yılmazçetin 9 months ago

    Hey; Are you making fun of people’s beliefs? The Men in the Final Scene represent the beliefs of the different sects of Islam “although some sects and their practice (in the Supreme Books) are contradictory”. With these attacks, you can only harm the peace and happiness of the World by moving away from human thought and rational behavior. GOD blessing all humans, amen.

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  • DNDaudio Editing 9 months ago

    “the Taliban rode dinosaurs to invade airports during the civil war” – Donald tRump (R)

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  • Ford Perfect 9 months ago

    Christian Fascist Taliban from January 6 ,have similar goals

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  • Spiderous 9 months ago

    “I am nice guy, with happy feelings all of the time” – Master Pain (Betty) from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)

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  • LynniePooh 9 months ago

    This made me laugh hysterically! I needed it 🙌

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  • Cheryl Sibson 9 months ago

    Afghan-Canadian activists urge the government to move quickly to accept 20,000 refugees it promised
    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/afghanistan-ottawa-canadians-veterans-2021-1.6143556

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  • Peggy Franzen 9 months ago

    I take it these guys are not rocking the. Casbah.

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  • Jim Graham 9 months ago

    Zombie attack

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  • wintermelrose 9 months ago

    This is disgusting. Making light of a situation like this. Ughhh you guys are sick. Get help! Educate yourselves.

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  • wuhoo life 9 months ago

    Taliban is such a disgrace to Islam. They want to create their own religion and call it under “Islam”.

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  • Gary Neudorf 9 months ago

    They might be the new Taliban but are they improved?

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  • Good Joke 9 months ago

    https://www.euronews.com/2020/11/19/australian-troops-unlawfully-killed-39-afghans-shocking-report-finds

    Native Afghans freed their country from invaders and killers ( freedom ) .
    Now , they are labeled oppressors because they kicked out their oppressor invaders !
    Before we even see what are they gonna do , media already started their racist campaign ! At least they are ruling their homeland not conquerors

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  • CherylEspinoza 9 months ago

    𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲! 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞… 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧… 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 $𝟑𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤… 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲𝐀𝐩𝐩𝟐.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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  • Nora 9 months ago

    𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 $𝟖𝟒,𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐦 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐈’𝐦 𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨… 𝗪𝗪𝗪.𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗝𝗢𝗕𝟭.𝗖𝗢𝗠

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