All You Can Trump Buffet

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Published on September 9, 2015

Stephen knows talking about Donald Trump is terrible for him, but it just tastes so good.

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99 comments

  • Coldhard Truth 5 years ago

    EVERYONE GO WATCH “UNTOUCHED” BY THE VERONICAS!!!!!!!

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  • blachubear 5 years ago

    Awesome job Colbert. But yeah it does suck that Oreo/Nabisco is moving to
    Mexico. Yeah not cool.

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  • ECKohns 5 years ago

    I really want Oreos now……….

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  • andyg 5 years ago

    Fantastic!

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  • Feel The Bern. 5 years ago

    Inviteee Bernie Sanders, Mr Colbert *!!*

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  • Jim Armstrong 5 years ago

    too bad he cant focus on anything but politics

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  • toadfan64 5 years ago

    This should be a fun election year with Colbert

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  • emiomlet 5 years ago

    Would give thumbs up if Oreos were double stuffed

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  • GojiraGhoul5414 5 years ago

    4:59 Oreogasm.

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  • Baker Swenson 5 years ago

    Talk about Bernie Sanders

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  • Supa P 5 years ago

    only Faggots like Fallon

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  • Eli DEVITT 5 years ago

    YEEESSS Colbert is back!!

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  • TERRY WATSON 5 years ago

    I’m so glad his show is basically the same. :)

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  • Ruth Cuadrado 5 years ago

    LOVED Late night with Colbert!!!

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  • Ruth Cuadrado 5 years ago

    LOVED Late night with Colbert!!!

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  • Sarah Fisk 5 years ago

    Colbert is gonna get Trumpabetes from all that… Just unhealthy. He should
    start eating milder republicookies, although then he might need a
    Palinoscopy.

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  • Mr. C. 5 years ago

    killed it!

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  • AubreyStudios82 5 years ago

    I’m so happy he’s back on TV

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  • foorocker 5 years ago

    This segment looked/reminded me of his old show. I hope he keeps doing
    stuff like this.

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  • ocsob007 5 years ago

    the establishment is so afraid of trump that they have ordered this pos hit
    piece!
    go back to hawking pistachios with your fake eagle stephen!

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  • Dominic Perez 5 years ago

    Oh my god this is too genius for words. Keep eating those oreos man!

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  • mimmimooter 5 years ago

    SOOOO glad you’re back Stephan Colbert! Finally got my fix!

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  • Jake Ryan 5 years ago

    if Jeb Bush was on this guys first theres a good chance hes gonna be
    president and not Trump (which sucks) also, I dont think any president is
    popular with white supremacists since they hate the government altogether.
    thats just a smear campaign on Trump. they did the same thing last election
    for people they didnt want as president

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  • Catherine3385 5 years ago

    The skit was funny
    But Trump not eating Oreos because Nabisco just pulled the jobs away from
    American’s in Chicago. Makes sense to me and
    Latino’s are not all against him – just the illegal ones (Latinos legally
    waiting to get into America would love to work for him)
    I am not saying I’m voting for Trump, so far I think they all stink, but he
    is not wrong on a lot of things
    Now I must buy Oreos (sorry Chicago peoples)

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  • gordogunso 5 years ago

    trump is a joke, and a poor example of honesty!

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  • Oscar Luna Davila 5 years ago

    Great video, hate the geowatch tho.

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  • Sea Hawks 5 years ago

    this guy is such a sellout. americans are too stupid to think for
    themselves so they need morons like this COMEDIAN to try and sway public
    opinion of trump. which by the way i think is a inept candidate. but it’s
    not a comedians place to try and sway public opinion. americans have fallen
    into the class of the colossal asses

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  • MarkMartinFan06 5 years ago

    COOKIEEEEES! OM NOM NOM!

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  • Thomas Hauck 5 years ago

    Incredibly perceptive and funny. This and “Decision Strike” were brilliant
    bits! I will never watch Fallon again and watch him suck up to B-list
    celebrities and brag about how well he knows them and how amazing they are.

    Reply
  • Random Grove Street Thug #4 5 years ago

    I love Colbert, but is it me or is he trying to emulate Stewart?

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  • ThePOKOkitty 5 years ago

    Hydrox is the original oreo.

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  • James Williams 5 years ago

    What’s really funny is that Colbert actually thinks a concrete wall is
    harder to build than a multi story apartment/business tower. The
    intricacies involved are astounding. A wall is very simple, just big. Trump
    is simply smarter than the Colbert chucklehead. Jerry Levine and Nina
    tasseler (run cbs) are Jews, and Colbert is their lackey.

    Reply
  • Taonas 5 years ago

    I love that this is basically just The Colbert Report 2.0. =D Wooow
    Steven!!!

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  • trianglehranch 5 years ago

    Colbert sucks bring back Letterman

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  • AGuyInAHat 5 years ago

    Between now and whenever he retires, it’s gonna be one heck of a ride.

    Reply
  • Cliff L 5 years ago

    Old and stale! A has been! Trying so hard to make people laugh just comes
    off as awkward and uncomfortable.

    Check back in 1 month and see where this agenda driven show is in the
    ratings!

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  • marie “ginger567” faulkner 5 years ago

    Brilliant!!! Couldn’t been better.

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  • Sixth Jayhawk 5 years ago

    So, I just watched the whole show on CBS.com, and during ONE of the
    commercial breaks, I went to YouTube, found Stephen’s “Ninth Rock from the
    Sun” video that he did with Neil DeGrass Tyson, logged into facebook,
    posted it on a friend’s wall, logged out, and came back here, and the
    commercials were STILL playing.

    Overall, good first show. It’s great to have him back on the air. I’m
    probably the only person who didn’t like the cursed amulet thing. Did enjoy
    the Trump stories/Oreo metaphor. That was well-executed.

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  • Cliff L 5 years ago

    Look at all the POP CULTURE ZOMBIES who frequent channels like this! They
    need to be told how to think, dress and behave just to get through life!
    They need places like this to form group think and develop mental strength.

    What a shallow breed of human!

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  • Patrick Henry 5 years ago

    How is this any different than the Colbert Report?

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  • J. L West 5 years ago

    Lol this is funny

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  • CorporealAegis 5 years ago

    So it’s basically the Colbert Report? This makes me very happy.

    Reply
  • michael hartman 5 years ago

    Stephen fucking Colbert is back and way better than ever

    Reply
  • Alberto Medina 5 years ago

    bing bing bing bong bong bong

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  • Brandon Tyler 5 years ago

    I laughed so hard at this oreos bit. Hilarious

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  • andrew19k 5 years ago

    The factory moving from Chicago to Mexico is messed up. Americans lost jobs
    so a greedy company can save a few bucks. Shouldn’t marginalize the
    seriousness of that.

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  • TheMusketITuckedIt 5 years ago

    Finally an intelligent, original and hilarious late night TV host, fuck
    that giggling little airheaded schoolboy Fallon the real king of late night
    has finally arrived.

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  • anthony leach 5 years ago

    I want some Oreo’s now

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  • Premium Dongsaeng 5 years ago

    YES COLBERT YOU POP THAT PUSSY GIRL

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  • Jesus Mancilla 5 years ago

    I wanted someone from the audience to just scream out “Are you gonna eat
    those chips?!”

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  • JC Korn 5 years ago

    Wait a minute! I was told this was the Late Show, not the Colbert
    Report…..

    Oh never mind, this is way better ^____^

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  • akaElleLatham 5 years ago

    Wash down those Oreos with a dollop of Red Roasted Pepper Sabra Hummus.

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  • Omegawerewolfx 5 years ago

    put the whole goddamn show up!

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  • Stuart Zen 5 years ago

    As much as I hate to say it (and I really do hate to say it), it seems that
    Colbert MAY be a “one trick pony”. There was much more of “The Character”
    in this first show than I had hoped. I was looking for more of the REAL
    Stephen, the amazingly intellectual and brilliantly funny person that he
    promised us. Instead we get sight gags with Oreos that last wayyyy too
    long. Fallons first show was a hit out of the park. Stephen has time to
    settle in of course, but if this first show is going to be the format going
    forward, he’ll never even get close to Letterman’s numbers.

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  • Lemons 5 years ago

    War on Oreos!

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  • Taylan Ertan 5 years ago

    Man how I missed him !

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  • Norman Grubb 5 years ago

    i was expecting better. this seemed pretty weak

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  • TheMusketITuckedIt 5 years ago

    5:31 Heil Hitler, I mean Colbert!

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  • Mr_2011 Chevy Mailbu 5 years ago

    Welcome back Colbert! We’ve missed you. This bit had me on the floor dying
    of laughter hahahahahahaha XD

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  • Obi Wan 5 years ago

    Ugh get rid of that blue hue in the background. PU-LEASE. Oh lower it’s
    brightness. My lord.

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  • Obi Wan 5 years ago

    Nothing beats oreo and milk.

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  • Tactical Persuader 5 years ago

    That was hilarious Stephen. Still voting for my man Trump though :D

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  • Jeffery Liggett 5 years ago

    When weed becomes legal in the US, Mexico looses all that illegal drug
    money so they bought Oreo’s to feed the inevitable munchies.

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  • ronan 5 years ago

    umpalumpamerican xD lol

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  • ted 877 5 years ago

    finally, instead of shitting off the TV I have something to watch at 11:30.

    Reply
  • The_Truth_Hurts 5 years ago

    Stephen Colbert is a clueless buffoon.

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  • Meredith Hughes 5 years ago

    I’m so glad to have you back, Stephen! My life is complete once more!

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  • Rosscandy Ortiz 5 years ago

    love him

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  • Marc Driftmeyer 5 years ago

    Thank you Letterman for picking Colbert. Keep it up Stephen.

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  • john fear 5 years ago

    haha love ya trump! keep it up strump them all

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  • princesssshortie 5 years ago

    Where are the Gregory Brothers these days? The world needs an autotuned
    song of Trump singing bing bing bong bong bong!

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  • Sunanda Gaskins 5 years ago

    Missed you so much Stephen!!!!!!!

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  • xfactor541 5 years ago

    I hope Stephen can help to shine light on the blatant disregard for Bernie
    Sanders in the mainstream media. He is what we need to turn our country
    around & take it away from corrupt/greedy billionaires who currently
    control EVERYTHING. None of us want Bernie to turn out like another Ron
    Paul 2012. Colbert’s show is a perfect platform (along with Democratic
    debates) to open everyone’s eyes to the righteousness of Sen. Sanders!

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  • VegasBigAL 5 years ago

    i’m not voting for the guy, but trump definitely not wrong on oreo moving
    their plant from chicago to mexico

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  • Donald J Trump 5 years ago

    not funny

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  • Matthew Jacobsen 5 years ago

    I still find it hysterical that they have absolutely NOTHING on Trump. He’s
    totally right about Nabisco going to Mexico, the “bing bing bing” was a
    description of that pervert Anthony Weiner sending photos of his penis
    while his wife works for the Hillary Clinton campaign… might be a nice
    little rallying cry for liberals, but then again, it’s those same
    liberfools that just gave Iran $150 billion and a nuclear bomb… lets see
    Colbert make fun of Obama’s Iran deal where he and America got bamboozled
    by smarter, more cunning Iranian leadership

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  • WretchedDrake 5 years ago

    Not too surprising liberals get their news from comedians. Says alot about
    their uninformed base.

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  • Chris P. Bacon 5 years ago

    Derrick Trucks and Buddy Guy, that is all.

    Reply
  • ebonysphere 5 years ago

    Fuck CBS and it’s regional restrictions.

    Reply
  • pmizell23 5 years ago

    If Colbert turns the Late Show into a partisan left-wing political show, I
    won’t be watching. Keep it fair and funny Mr. Colbert.

    Reply
  • Matthew Jacobsen 5 years ago

    It was amateur hour for those charged with striking this deal with Iran,
    demonstrating to the world, yet again, the total incompetence of our
    president and politicians. It appears we wanted a deal at any cost rather
    than following the advice of Ronald Reagan and walking away because “no
    deal is better than a bad deal.”

    After the agreement goes into effect: All nuclear-related sanctions will be
    lifted. Iran receives a windfall of $150 billion, which will no doubt fund
    terrorism around the world. Iran will receive notice before any inspections
    take place. Iran can block inspection of certain facilities. Iran will soon
    be able to continue expanding its conventional arms and guided missile
    programs without facing snapback sanctions. Iran can keep American
    prisoners, including one former U.S. Marine and, very sadly, a Christian
    minister. Iran can continue to operate about 6,000 centrifuges. Other
    countries will be free to invest in Iran.

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  • Alina Bustinza 5 years ago

    lol :)

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  • Spoo o 5 years ago

    Just another example of the liberal elite showing their
    passive-aggressiveness towards irrational boycott’s against delicious
    treats.

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  • Ron Av 5 years ago

    I just got a strange craving for Oreos..damn u Colbert!

    Reply
  • Android 16 5 years ago

    I feel like the Report just moved and gained another 30 minutes. And that
    is good.

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  • cogen651 5 years ago

    let’s make fun of people losing their jobs. A@@wipe.

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  • Kelbin Fabian 5 years ago

    STEPHEN! Stephen!! Damn we missed u

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  • wilxl luthor 5 years ago

    Wow did anyone catch the end credits of the show?

    Besides the cameo Jon Stewart is one of the four main Executive Producers
    of this premiere show!

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  • Felix Figueruelo 5 years ago

    All of the Trumpsuckers down voting this video. Let the butt hurt flow
    through you.

    Reply
  • Styve Edouard 5 years ago

    I like this show so much you so funny bro

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  • joseph peterson 5 years ago

    Wait, did Colbert Report get a new station and time?

    Reply
  • MarcsterS 5 years ago

    Those are some delicious metaphors.

    Not as good as similes though.

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  • Sam Weiss 5 years ago

    I was laughing so loud last night I had to laugh into a pillow, for fear of
    waking up my toddler sleeping on the other end of the house!

    Reply
  • Matt Ryan 5 years ago

    I like how the video ends with, “George Clooney, oh, get in my mouth.”

    Reply
  • Matthew Kitson 5 years ago

    Just this segment alone was brilliant in so many ways. Should put to rest
    those who were worried about Colbert out of his previous character

    Reply
  • Champagne2014 5 years ago

    WELCOME TO THE COLBERT REPORT!

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  • ravi8490 5 years ago

    So its basically the Colbert Report but later in the night and in front of
    a larger audience? So happy! Now if we could only get rid of that idiot
    Fallon and put Stewart back on!!!

    Reply
  • blaster21996 5 years ago

    Yea, traded one liberal hack, for an even bigger liberal hack….He is
    funny, to bad he is such a propaganda hack!

    Reply
  • blaster21996 5 years ago

    He will never hack up a democrat, even though they have the biggest target
    in politics! Vilary Clinton!

    Reply

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