Only one basketball player is crazy enough to meet with Kim Jong-un in 2019. And that basketball player… is a dog.
🍔wannabe dictator Trump wants to investigate his political opponents because they’re doing their jobs
Jong at Heart (aka Affair – That’s Stale in New York – starring DJ Trump and l’il Rocket Dude)
Scary tales can come true They can happen to you When you’re not so smart
You can tell yourselves lies And pretend Putin’s spies Will not tear you apart
You can build all your memes On impossible themes You can justify acts With alternative facts
But here is the best part You get a head start If you love every one of Kim Jong Un’s farts
🍕Feed the MAGA to the dogs
Maybe trump could convince kim to cooperate by presenting him his NBA players of choice – nicely wrapped and gagged as personal gifts! 🤔
& the scary thing is that the dog is actually capable of doing a better job of negotiating with North Korea than Donald Trump is. 🐶
0:25 J.R. Smith would go.
clicked simply for the dog. I feel no shame for that.
(woof) What’s that, Lassie? (woof) You can negotiate a better nuclear deal with North Korea than Trump? (Woof!)
Let’s put all basketball players in ever city, country, state to prevent Kim from hitting the US
Then it was discovered that on Air Bud’s color there was one word… Resist.
Why would anyone want whirled peas from a dog… or a dictator for that matter?
I would watch that movie
I love dogs.
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