A Very Ted Cruz Porno

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Published on September 20, 2017

If the Texas Senator liked the salacious video he was reported to have favorited on Twitter, he’s going to love this one that cooked up with his preferences in mind.

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14 comments

  • Joshua Kaleohano 2 years ago

    First

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  • Gurpreet Singh Matharoo 2 years ago

    DON’T EVER GO AWAY LIKE THAT STEPHEN

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  • Long Live Israel - Forever 2 years ago

    tap dat button

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  • Jewish Neo-Nazi 2 years ago

    Instantly demonetized xD

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  • Ankush Mudgal 2 years ago

    Grad Old Productions? Why not “Grand Old Perverts”? Seems like a missed opportunity

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  • MoreAmerican 2 years ago

    I found that video very easy to “like” to.

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  • beesprimetimenetwork 2 years ago

    w

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  • pahul gill 2 years ago

    Not my proudest fap!

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  • lazyperfectionist1 2 years ago

    “Ted Cruz watches porn.”
    Why is everyone reacting to this? 🤷 I watch porn, too. Is there something wrong with that? I mean, I could understand deriving amusement if he also _disapproves_ of people watching porn, but as long as he _doesn’t…_

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  • Sala Sidler 2 years ago

    Im here

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  • Adrian Colley 2 years ago

    That music is greatly appropriate.

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  • alejandro L. 2 years ago

    I best these two are actually in adult films

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  • Brian Brewster 2 years ago

    Jeez Stephen – we really missed you, man. I watch your show all the time and so do many of my hipster friends.

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  • Chris Xavier 2 years ago

    Ted Cruz did nothing wrong

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