The author of “Where the Deer and the Antelope Play: The Pastoral Observations of One Ignorant American Who Loves to Walk Outside,” Nick Offerman, texts his famous buddies Jeff and George a video message from Stephen Colbert and our Late Show audience. #Colbert #MakingIt #NickOfferman
Nick is an absolute gent!
ReplyThe butter trick… is that the one where you strap a piece of buttered toast on a cat’s back and watch it hover above the ground?
ReplyCampfires would be so fun with these peoples
ReplyWith respect, I’m never heard of any of these gentlemen. Am I just getting old? #Bored
Replythree sturdy shafts sure do make for a solid stool.
ReplyYou should get with David Paulides who lives in that area and is an accomplished author of strange and mysterious disappearances. He is a former detective and will tell you stories you won’t believe.
ReplyI find it intriguing that Nick’s suit was made out of the furnishings he he sitting upon
Reply“We’re cognizant, curious beings, capable of philosophical thought, nuclear physics, repeating Nerf weapons, global consciousness, Glade air fresheners, and sentient automobiles. But we’re assholes first.” – Nick Offerman
Reply“A three-legged stool doesn’t wobble.” That’s got some deep, significant connotations.
ReplyNo one has a more authentic laugh.
Reply“Leech craft” hahahahhaahahahaha
ReplyWhy is nobody talking about colbert seeing offermans dick pic
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