Hillary’s in hiding, Trump won’t go away and Jeb… zzzzzzzzzzzzz… wait, what we talking about?
This is why Stephen Colbert is the best
Fuck clinton. bernie 2016
Sounds like stephen needs to feel the bern
so troll hahaha
Or maybe talk more about Bernie Sanders. He needs more time in the mainstream
I know how to keep Muslims out, using my patent pending bacon visas. Trump can also use them to win the support of Christie and Huckabee. I also have an idea for scotch infused green cards.
Colbert is the best on tv right now
Rand Paul is the only real candidate people! He has sound foreign policy and seems to be the only candidate except maybe, Donald Trump, who doesn’t want to start a war, with RUSSIA!!!
When the bottom candidate for the Democrats is polling higher than roughly the bottom half of all Republican candidates COMBINED, you may have too many candidates.
Stephen, Trump is going to tweet the shit out of ya. LOL! Sanders 2016!
FUN FACT: Jeb Bush and Ben Carson have just replaced Ambien & Jack Daniels as America’s favorite one-two punch for insomnia.
I’m gonna need some BERN HEAL.
Do people realise the debate is on the Weekend Star Wars comes out? This was certainly done on purpose
hahaha sure “Hillary” u mean BERNIE SANDERS!! #feelthebern
I want trump to win because I don’t feel safe seeing a middle eastern person in public
(insert opinionated divisive political youtube comment)
So this just blows a hole in the theory that CBS has Colbert on a leash to make him say only good things about Hilary Clinton.
I can’t believe a neurosurgeon can sound that retarded. And on top of that, he was leading in the polls back there…
He didn’t say JEB!!!!
Muslims get circumcised, too, as do most American Christians, so that Jewish joke really misses the mark.
Colbert and his puns. He’s fucking obsessed with them!
colbert is so easy on hillary it’s disgusting
I wished it rain more in la.
I can see this show is failing
Hamas are not a terrorist group. I have my disagreement with them, but they’re not terrorists. They are an elected government of Gaza that is defending itself from the Israeli state aggression. Israel is a zionist version of ISIS. They’re both self proclaimed Illegal states, and were both aided by the USA in some way or another in their life span.
Bernie or bust. I’ll vote Trump in the presidential out of spite if he doesn’t get the nominee.
lmao some great middle eastern puns ???
I’m so glad finally Colbert points out the BS in Democratic Debates!! Colbert is back!!!!!
Donald ! It is official, you are an asshole, the whole world is talking about it ;)
I understood those references and Puns…
Colbert, you’re a straight mother-frenching sell out, too. All anyone is talking about on the democratic side is Bernie, and you never acknowledge that shit on your show. You continue to refer to rigged b.s. polls from news networks owned by the same handlers Clinton is. Grow a pair and feel the Bern. Yes, that was meant to be slightly erotic…
Wtffffff!!!!! He put marco rubio in the box instead of bernie sanders!!!!! What the actual fuckkkkkkkkkk????????? omg seriously stephen….
STEPHEN COLBERT ON SUICIDE WATCH
Oh, how I wish the media coverage that Trump gets would shift to Bernie Sanders, even for just a day.
When will Stephen talk about Bernie
I Fucking love his puns man! GOD HE’S AWESOME!
Star Wars comes out on the 18th. Coincidence? I think not.
I love Stephen…LMBO when he fell asleep just mentioning Jeb Busch
Ignoring Bernie as usual.
I don’t like the possible outcome, but I’m calling it now. Hillary wins on account that she’s the one candidate that Congress could easily manipulate.
Do they realize that he said temporarily ban the musilm
Stephen should give Bernie more publicity.
Bernie’s policies would actually be better for women than Hilary’s. Bernie is far more progressive on socialist issues than Hilary, which is important because poverty effects women more than men, especially single mothers. Hilary will be good for rich, white women and virtually no one else.
White people can be muslim too :P
58%?? Really? Does anyone else have a really hard time believing that 58% of democrats support Clinton over Sanders?
Colbert and many other celebrities are paid millions. If Bernie gets elected they will lose a large amount of those to taxes. Which is why they try their best to give him as little exposure as possible. Which is why the few rich people who actually supports Bernie is worthy of respect. For they proved they love their country more than money.
#DonaldTrump: Even the Republicans are against him! xD Gosh, this guy is seriously the worst shitty excuse of a human ever given the right to wander on this planet.<-<''
Trump is an asshole. But don’t let him fool you Stephen, he knows that if the frisking thorough enough for Jews, it’s thorough enough for Muslims.
I’m a white American male, Donald Trump’s existence offends me.
Stephen you need to feel the Bern…
You’re not reporting it right. He’s saying close the country for muslims for a little while, until you can figure out how to deal with this muslim immigration problem. So that more muslims, and possible terrorists with them, could not enter and make the situation even worse. It’s like when they found poison in tap water, that by the time already have killed a few people, what did the do? They shut down the water completely, cleaned it up, turned it back on and everything went back to normal again… You’re making a bigger deal out of this, than it already is…
Jeb? and Carson walk into a bar. Bartender asks… “What can I… zzzzzz”…
The shenanigans of Wasserman-Shultz and CNN are attempts to undermine our Democracy. That’s hardly a Democrat thing to do. Fortunately the people have a friend in Colbert who, always hilariously, exposes their nefarious behavior. Colbert, I don’t know how we’ll repay you (other than shouting “Stephen! Stephen!”) but the Nation owes you one!
aww he didn’t say Jeb the way I liked it
If you ask Clinton supporters why they support her, most will say: “It would be nice to have a woman president”. If you think that, fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. Just please don’t waste the small amount of brain energy you have on voting.
“Eyelid advertising opportunity” bahahaha
Is it me, or did he go out of his way to not talk about Bernie’s momentum or the fact that he’s winning new hampshire? He talked about not knowing what to talk about, but still didn’t talk about Bernie.
I want to see a montage of Colbert eating random food on his show
Not one mention of candidates of parties not Republican or Democrat. Not surprising though working for CBS and being a corporate whore. R or D, 2 sides of the same coin. U.S is doomed
There’s a rumor going around that Hillary may have suffered a mini-stroke a year ago.
Man that second passing out at the end… Colbert is bringing so much intelligence and good taste to those late nights. I knew he would totally make it!
Trump is like a stupider, less capable Hitler.
PERSPECTIVE ON POLITICS?!?! People today have no perspective…Stay in your boxes and listen to STEPHEN for your own opinion….
It amazes me that Fallon and Kimmel do better than Stephen. His writers are way more talented, his act is way better, and his interviews are top-notch. I think Stephen will be leading in the ratings in no time.
Not everyone has to like Bernie Sanders. Personally I feel that he is one of the best options of all the candidates, but some of his views (foreign policy for example) do not align with the views of most Americans. Blaming Colbert for “selling out” or succumbing so corporate motivations is pretty insulting to his right to choose his own political opinion and maintain a neutral position as a public figure.
orange pony? I believe you mean “Applejack.”
I tend to not believe the polls that the Media Comes out with because 9 times out of 10…most of those polls are misleading. And Sander’s is right in the fact that the fact Democrats have less debates is only to help out Hillary because lets face it…the media are the ones who keep chanting “Hillary Hillary hillary!” They are scared that Sanders is an actually going to school her and make her look foolish. #feelthebern
Awesome, now do people who think that “Iran” rhymes with “I can” :)
NO HILLARY. Vote Bernie.
6:37 Jabba the Hutt…
Colbert, you no where near big enough to make fun of TRUMP. putz
I always knew all the mainstream media represent a continuum of capitalism, but before the coverage of Bernie’s presidential nomination, I would’ve never guessed how much of capitalist whores the mainstream media are. It might be good to, once a while, give themselves a break from constantly sucking on corporate dicks and say something for the good of public – you know, the public consist of all people who majority of which are not the few members of the financial elite.
the writers seem burnt out
They censored the second half of asshole…..wut
Being a Palestinian muslim, I can confirm that this is the greatest clip ever to be published on youtube! Amazing :)
I was like “oh he’s giving Donald Trump some benefit of the doubt. Directly quoting him instead of just saying he wants to ban muslims” then I was like “oh never mind”
Hillary Clinton is harder to find then her emaild
Oh yeah-that’s a great idea-let’s make Hilary speak to smaller crowds so she doesn’t feel pressured to try. (And continue to air corporate polls that she bought out to publicize). I know the format and general morale of a political campaign has always been dicy, but at this point I can’t even comprehend what the fuck is happening
I just don’t get why Stephen isn’t highest in the talk show rating. I mean Colbert is always funny, entertaining, witty and genuine. The writers are certainly much better than Fallon and Kimmel’s, ESPECIALLY Fallon. While Jimmy’s goofy and over friendly style is al right at times, it gets annoying with his stupid questions and fake laughs. Stephen deserves to be more popular than them.
Colbert is awesome
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