A Statement From Area 51’s Spokesperson

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Published on July 20, 2019

The spokesperson from Area 51 wants to assure Americans that there’s nothing to see here.

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20 comments

  • Nik Skid 1 month ago

    Quick hide the real aliens amongst the illegal ones in detention centers before they storm area 51…
    Don’t worry there’s toilets to drink out of and we can try billing Mexico!

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  • Poo Poo 1 month ago

    Yo this dude is funny! More segments for him please

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  • Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : 1 month ago

    Yes, you laugh now until you realize in Area 51, they implant aliens inside you to take over your body, turning you into a mindless Trump supporter! Plenty of human meat vessels incoming…

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  • paul signac 1 month ago

    These aren’t the aliens you’re looking for…

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  • Flying Filipino 1 month ago

    I keep thinking of that scene from ‘Stand By Me” where Chris Chambers (River Phoenix) stops Teddy DuChamp (Corey Feldman) from doing “the train dodge.”
    “Are you trying to kill yourself?!”
    “My dad stormed the beach at Normandy!!!”

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  • Ксения Ковалевская 1 month ago

    It’s not going to make any difference if this storm Area 51, because by now the other one moved to Area 52.

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  • R Mill 1 month ago

    STORM IT! STORM IT! STORM IT!

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  • R Mill 1 month ago

    I want to see the us army kill it’s own civilians! We need that especially with the elections coming up .

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  • permeus2nd 1 month ago

    So im running odds that at least 100 people will get shot trying to “”naruto run”” as the have been told it will help them dodge bullets.

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  • JCTiggs 1 month ago

    The land mines 2.5 miles from A51 that extends around the entire perimeter will make this a short lived bloodbath. 🙄

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  • charlielauffer 1 month ago

    Wtf! Late show hire new writers or what. These skits are horrible!

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  • BdR76 1 month ago

    A facebook group that suggests we should storm a US army base?
    Wow, those Russian trolls are getting lazy.

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  • Cheryl Sibson 1 month ago

    Meanwhile, Enjoy your run at area 51 will it be on youtube?  nothing at area 51 is just a number Rutkowski says that UFO sightings in Canada are more common than we think. “There are about 1,000 UFO reports filed in Canada every year, and the number remains high. https://www.cbc.ca/cbcdocspov/features/canadians-report-seeing-ufos-in-the-sky-at-a-rate-of-3-times-a-day

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  • Katame 1 month ago

    Oh haha so funny Stephen lol Orange Man Bad

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  • Sam @ L E 1 month ago

    😆🤣😂😅😂
    EXCELLENT !
    Don’t storm into Area 51, they’re revamping it for Mars missions this time !

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  • zachary newcomb 1 month ago

    Full send. You’ll find me as a lieutenant among the Kyles, and brigadier general of the fps players

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  • Mats K 1 month ago

    Putin wants american idiots to storm a US military base. It’s that easy.

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  • Persøn Human 1 month ago

    Now, I don’t have facebook, but I’m pretty sure that that group is made of 10 nutjobs taking this seriously, and 1.5 million people who joined for the meme.

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  • Danny A 1 month ago

    Lmao that got me

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  • DeadlyMargiKarp223 1 month ago

    There is no way anyone is actually going to show up unless they want to win the darwin award.

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