A concussed panda replaces Steve Doocy on Fox & Friends

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Published on September 16, 2020

After Steve Doocy clarifies that Donald Trump does not have a regular spot on Fox & Friends, the network replaces the anchor with a concussed panda. Watch the full segment on CBS All Access. #TOTN #TooningOut

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Clip air date 9/17/2020

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18 comments

  • mary jones 4 months ago

    brilliant, as ever, ty everyone.

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  • Biopics 123 4 months ago

    Literally the 1% people who reading. May your family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦Live more than 100 year with good health💖…💖

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  • Stacie LaBelle 4 months ago

    😂

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  • Ancient Alien 4 months ago

    Why is that dude on the right always gazing around like hes just landed there from another planet?

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  • hogback100 4 months ago

    Ducy seems like the only one that gets it, here…. At the end, last part, is hilarious.

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  • Pink Freud 4 months ago

    😁 “spontaneously combusting pine needles” 🤣 Excellent!

    …also, did that Fox thing really happen in real life?🤔Did that guy *really* say that to Trump?And more importantly…did Trump throw a fanny fit live in air in response?😯🤭

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  • Night Knight 4 months ago

    The “trees explode” that is not a forrest ranger
    The “science doesn’t know” that he doesn’t know
    The “soldiers who died that are suckers & losers”
    The “witch hunt” that tries to hide his pointy hat
    The “hire the best people” that are in prison
    The “loves USPS” that sabotages the post office
    The “fair race” that needs voter suppression
    The “sues mail-in voting” that mails in his vote
    The “man of the people” that stiffs his contractors
    The “low energy” that is addicted to Adderall
    The “tough on Russia” that is Putin’s puppet
    The “loves kids” that puts them in cages
    The “tough guy” that hides in a bunker
    The “patriot” that dodged the draft 5x
    The “deal maker” that can’t make a deal
    The “art of the deal” that has 4 chapter 11’s
    The “businessman” that declared bankruptcy 6x
    The “billionaire” that hides his tax returns
    The “self made” that inherited Fred’s tax shelter
    The “student” that hides his academic record
    The “test taker” that didn’t take his own SAT exam
    The “Christian” that never read the bible
    The “genius” that writes at a grade school level
    The “philanthropist” that steals from charities
    The “innocent man” that won’t testify
    The “military expert” rebuked by our generals
    The “leader” that has zero accountability
    The “builder” that never worked a day in his life
    The “athlete” that can’t walk down a ramp
    The “strong arms” that needs 2 hands 2 drink
    The “alpha male” that wears makeup & hairspray
    The “playboy” that can’t get female consent
    The “grab them by the pu$$y” that has to pay 4 it
    The “germaphobe” that craves golden showers
    The “moral man” that uses hush money payoffs
    The “least racist” that is in fact the most
    The “I’m not orange” that is impeached
    The “demands loyalty” that gives it to nobody
    The “unfair to me” that is a troll & bully
    The “nobody knows” that means he didn’t know
    The “people are saying” that he’s fabricating this
    The “no quid pro quo” that he’s done over & over
    The “immigrant ban” who marries/cheats on them
    The “big brain” that is lacking knowledge
    The “media disgrace” that they fact checked him
    The “don’t hire illegals” unless they work for him
    The “Mexico will pay” that hides from every bill
    The “buy USA made” that sells ties made in China
    The “King of debt” that drove us off a debt cliff
    The “have the best words” uses rudimentary ones
    The “white privilege” born w/ silver spoon enema
    The “populist” that only helps the richest 1%
    The “science wiz” thinks knowledge is inherited
    The “prepared” fired pandemic response team
    The “most transparent” that demands every NDA
    The “orangutan’s son” that sued Bill Maher & lost
    The “healthiest” that lies about his morbid obesity
    The “not tiny hands” that can’t fold an umbrella
    The “family man” that wishes to date his daughter
    The “cares about U” that is a malignant narcissist
    The “stable genius” that is certainly neither
    The “president” that is never presidential
    This is the Liar-In-Chief…Agolf Twittler 🤢🤮😵

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  • chemxfan 4 months ago

    Did they say they cancelled Doocy’s contract AND his heartbeat?

    Wow, working at #Fox is harmful to your health! ROTFL

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  • Bite Th3 Hand 4 months ago

    Ive seen woodchips spontaneously combust. Several times working through my CS years. It does happen.

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  • Stephen Kimbell 4 months ago

    Kilmeads heart broke a little bit there. He was saying: “we’ll see you every week..” and then Doocy crushed his hopes.. Sad..

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  • Amanda Huginkiss 4 months ago

    Kilmeade just looks devastated. Props to Steve Doocy!

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  • Cynthia Copland 4 months ago

    🍊trump got shut down by Fux “News”

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  • Tess Bennett 4 months ago

    I didn’t catch that it was Kilmeade who did the whoopsie with the ‘every week’ comment. Doocy was savvy enough to pretend they’re ‘fair and balanced’ when Trump gave away the arrangement.

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  • LibHunk 4 months ago

    Panda is not going to tolerate so much Assault from Trump like Doozy.

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  • Howard Kerr 4 months ago

    Not a huge fan of Tooning Out The News, yet this was one of the better ones that I have seen.

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  • Tom Petty 4 months ago

    I like what the panda brings to the table

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  • Elmer Fudd 4 months ago

    Why when they spoke of biden doin druggz did the guy on the right subconsiously rub under his nose?

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  • Andy Ruffell 4 months ago

    Ryyuyyy

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