24 Things You Don’t Know About Matt Gaetz | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Mark Green 2 years ago

    Poor widdle Mattie boy. I suppose he’ll be requesting to be a cell mate with Dumpty.

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  • MEGA MAGA 2 years ago

    PIZZA GAETZ IS INNOCENT

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  • More Salad 2 years ago

    “My fave dating APP is Venmo” lmaooo

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  • Metjammer 2 years ago

    Matt gaetz punished relentlessly…

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  • dafttool 2 years ago

    *Birds of a feather flock together,*
    *Pervy bastards never failing to disturb.*

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  • Will Cortez 2 years ago

    Sounds like he needs to take a seat with chris hansen

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  • Frances Benbow 2 years ago

    Jimmy Kimmel and you are getting more personally vindictive and less politically constructive.
    We still have a lot to lose-
    Come on more brains please.

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  • Frances Benbow 2 years ago

    Laughs are getting cheaper

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  • RIXRADvidz 2 years ago

    what is it about Southern Men and under aged girls? Roy Moore, haunting the Mall lookin’ for a hook up. ew. Matt Gaetz and his buddy Greenberg doublin’ on a deb. ew. or trippin on E and doin’ Each Other EEEEWWWWW !!!!!! Matt Gaetz looks like the aliens from ”This Island Earth” if they had a Bad Guy.

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  • Frances Benbow 2 years ago

    Shit because you usually make me smile

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  • James Misoschnik 2 years ago

    Matt Gaetz motto:
    If there’s grass on the infield, play ball.

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  • Jeff ro 2 years ago

    Pervs stick together, no surprise with Eddie munster grown up looking gaetz

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  • Quill Goldstone 2 years ago

    0:39
    bed.immo

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  • Kitty katz centeno 2 years ago

    VIVA ISRAEL, VIVA BIBI, VIVA “THE ABRAHAM ACCORDS “.

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  • Robert Dillon 2 years ago

    Since vampires cannot age, can they be pedophiles, or are they all pedophiles?

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  • Melodie D 2 years ago

    He looks less honest than the guy who runs his own used car TV commercials at 3 a.m.

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  • Giovanni Magnus 2 years ago

    I take it Matt Gaetz is the new Jeffrey Epstein?

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  • Alpha 119 2 years ago

    Cuomo make Matt Gaetz look like a Saint.. yet, Maher thinks otherwise..

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  • Napoléon I Bonaparte 2 years ago

    The GQP has a major minor problem.

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  • H D 2 years ago

    He asked for it.

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  • Craig 2 years ago

    Sucks knowing that as big of a scumbag as Gaetz is, he has still had more relationships with women in the past 4 years than I have in the last 10. Gaetz gets to bang hot interns and, I can’t even find a decent girlfriend. Life really fucking sucks.

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  • M J M 2 years ago

    I don’t even know who Matt Gaetz is…What do I win?

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  • T Lee 2 years ago

    Is there anyone else who had never heard of Venmo until Gaetz shit?

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  • Rick Simon 2 years ago

    Just recycled Roy Moore jokes … come on, where are the gasmask jokes? Where are the “storms a meeting that he could just have joined” jokes? Oh, right. I forgot. Americans have no memory and do not remember things that happpened in 2020.

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  • Bradley Garrod 2 years ago

    It’s low-hanging fruit, but he stomped it to death.

    @skankyterroist on twitter

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  • Source Jedi 2 years ago

    Matt Gaetz’s HS girlfriend is as funny as Bill Maher

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  • Malcolm Ledger 2 years ago

    Gaetz auditioning for Planet of the Apes. No mask needed.

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  • Lindalee Law 2 years ago

    Bill gee vile sex comments and there is nothing funny about abuse of girls. Nothing. Thought you were better but here you are sexist piggery….

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  • Malik Samari jones 2 years ago

    Matt “the fat ace ventura” Gaetz wanting to hook up with all these younger women is really a manifestation of his inner knowledge that he really should have repeated high school multiple times.

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  • MrZZooh 2 years ago

    Damn this was savage but pretty funny. Bill Maher is actually getting better compared to his pompous ways years ago.

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  • Anuskasv0 2 years ago

    When you’re doing this about Hunter Biden?

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  • mark Atheist 2 years ago

    Thank you Bill Maher ,weekly dose of reality

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  • Sal Bill 2 years ago

    Now that the truth is coming out about Matty I gotta admit
    I love watching him fall, the fact that he will be doing time, mmmmm awesome.
    But then his daddy is a rich ex senator who got him out of a DUI before…

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  • Joe Smith 2 years ago

    The never ending stream of Republican pedophiles.

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  • bc1969214 2 years ago

    Florida voters will find some way to vote for Gaetz while he’s in prison just to own the libs.

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  • Badguy10472 2 years ago

    Roy Moore is his wing man

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  • Obi Wan 2 years ago

    Joe Biden needs to forgive at least 50 k in student loans…asap…

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  • Coco Pops 2 years ago

    Robbie Rotten.

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  • John Swo 2 years ago

    Gaetz, like his cult guru Trump, has a real good chance of being indicted, tried, and convicted, especially if his good buddy Greenberg rolls over for the FBI. Gaetz knew he was sunk once President Biden thrashed Trump so badly in our November election and there was no longer any chance of his offenses being swept under the Bill Barr carpet.

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  • Alfred Neuman 2 years ago

    Stop trashing Mel Gibson, it is already bad enough being him.

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  • Obilon Kenobi 2 years ago

    #25 Matt tutors Marjorie Taylor Greene’s teen daughters.

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  • Melesniannon 2 years ago

    Matt Gaetz is such as Trump fan he had his teeth remodelled after Eric’s.

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  • Stephen B 2 years ago

    I’m glad I didn’t grow up to be a rich entitled Republican.

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  • Banned Mann 2 years ago

    Eilish do look like a mom of 2 tho…

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  • Nikki E. 2 years ago

    That was not 24 things.

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  • Snowcone Guy 2 years ago

    24 you said

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  • NanoBlade 2 years ago

    We should call this incident WaterGaetz

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  • Dennis Bunik 2 years ago

    that’s Matt Goetz standing outside the middle school with a bag full of M@ M’s

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  • Tiffany Koogler 2 years ago

    No jokes about Hunter Biden? Wow. To be funny, you have to take aim at everyone. Otherwise, you are just a company man, Bill.

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  • Mr.E.Shoppa 2 years ago

    Bill Maher’s monologue about Hunter Biden was much funnier than this piece on Gaetz. Maybe that’s because the Gaetz story is baseless bullshit whereas the Biden laptop is the definition of truth.

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  • stacy youst 2 years ago

    Peace love and empathy <<< I like that!

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  • donkey limit 2 years ago

    What’s sleazier that Gaetz? How about jumping in on the dogpile of diversion and partisan hackery before any investigation shows the facts. Knowing that extortion was somehow invovled, you’d think these talking heads and Trump-Refugees would SLOW TF DOWN.

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  • Geo MS 2 years ago

    Je suis Matt Gaetz.

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  • Michael Rief 2 years ago

    HILARIOUS

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  • Joseph Van 2 years ago

    Gaetz appears to be just like other members of Congress — a two-faced opportunist. He just got caught.

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  • Dee Phifer 2 years ago

    I watched your show and was appalled that you made jokes about queen Elizabeth husband dying that was not necessary you are a jerk

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  • Michael Parylak 2 years ago

    Prove the world you’re not bias Bill. Do 24 things you may not know about Hunter Biden too.

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  • Tes Tos 2 years ago

    Right on, brother!

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  • Totally not a famous person with a fake name 2 years ago

    eilish isn’t old – just manly and gross and no talent

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  • Emsley Wyatt 2 years ago

    I haetz Matt Gaetz.

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  • jay griff 2 years ago

    Nevermind hunter Biden

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  • jay griff 2 years ago

    Lame

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  • Home of The Free 2 years ago

    Notice how quickly the leftist bolshevik is always ready to attack anyone that is America First.

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  • Diana SUNSHINE Wulf 2 years ago

    Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA), also known as ecstasy dont make itself *sniff*

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  • zookyook1 2 years ago

    Wish there were some “facts” about the accuser before all the pedo name calling from the left. Cancel culture doesn’t even need proof anymore

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  • Kaireh Ismail 2 years ago

    Ahh Bill Maher begins to side with the democrats. Great display of wokeness

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  • Colonel. Mael Radec 2 years ago

    Matt Gaetz, the type of guy to steal a starfish from an aquarium

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  • kalbininkas 2 years ago

    To be fair, Billie Eilish looks forty.

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  • Pencilneck Schiff 2 years ago

    Quid pro quo Sleepy Joe and Cocaine Hunter still owned by Communist China.

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  • Blia Yang 2 years ago

    His first ever celebrity experience was Chris Hansen crashing a secret house party.

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  • David Assad 2 years ago

    Gaetz looks like the actor who plays Aaron Rodger’s sleazy agent in those 2019 State Farm commercials.

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  • stone1andonly 2 years ago

    So many of these pics of Matt Gaetz show him with his mouth wide open – I’m now convinced he is a Muppet that wished to be a real boy!

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  • M Wright 2 years ago

    You forgot 25! I look like the grinch!

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  • Wolf7 El 2 years ago

    Matt Gaetz looks like an 80’s villain that traveled to 2021 in a delorean & is looking for a nerd to bash.

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  • Scott M Wilhelms 2 years ago

    His little black book has an alternative PG17 rating, too old for entry.

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  • James Lavoie 2 years ago

    Good job Bill !

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  • Robot Hunter 2 years ago

    #25 My head is so big it shows up on RADAR, and I’m standing on the ground.

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  • John Gullo 2 years ago

    Cool Bill! Now do 24 things about Hunter Biden. I dare ya! You know you want to.

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  • Michael Anderson 2 years ago

    Only Maher could be so unfunny about an easy target

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  • Anne ONeill 2 years ago

    Matt Goetz looks and acts like a televangelist.

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  • brih Mendiola 2 years ago

    Trump steps out. Gaetz steps in.

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  • Sway Magnus 2 years ago

    holy shit that thumbnail is incredible lol

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  • Sway Magnus 2 years ago

    Send him to the ranch! oh wait they got teenage girls there nevermind

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  • tony coffey 2 years ago

    I would love to be the sort of person who finds everything the funniest thing since the last thing I heard.

    Honestly Bill you have the worst fans. Laughing and whooping at every 4/10 joke just devalues yhe odd 10/10 you can pull off.

    You are closer to Trump and his need for sycophantic appreciation than perhaps you’d care to admit.

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  • AJR 1986 2 years ago

    That Billie Eilish joke… omg I’m wheezing.

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  • Trip Gently 2 years ago

    Bill Maher, Red Shoe Club member.

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  • jack harrington 2 years ago

    Butthead aka Matt Gaetz is not allowed near a school or prom!

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  • gljm 1159 2 years ago

    Gaetz: “Waiter, I would like to see the Dinner Menu, and could you bring the “Kid’s Menu” for my lovely date”.

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  • Chuckle Head 2 years ago

    Bill Maher is not funny

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  • Jimmy Hoffa 2 years ago

    Matt Gates won’t take a women out for drinks but he will take a girl to the school prom. The Republican base must be proud that their Congressman will take their kids to school and not have to worry she will learn anything like her parents didn’t

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  • Pablo Preciado 2 years ago

    Too funny

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  • A Loquasto 2 years ago

    He took venmo’s buying minor things literally

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  • Kyle Comerford 2 years ago

    Did you know that Matt Gaetz was almost a professional hockey player?

    The problem was he never wanted to score after the first period.

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  • Robert C. Christian 2 years ago

    Welcome to PiZZaGAeTZ

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  • The Flight 2 years ago

    “The 11 years old woman”.

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  • Brian Russell 2 years ago

    Matt Gaetz and me pillow Guy can go fluff themselves ha ha ha .

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  • Conner Fields 2 years ago

    That hair.

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  • ꧁Cat G꧂ 2 years ago

    Um That was not 24.

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  • Douglass Duplassie 2 years ago

    The whole democratic party is bunch of perverts. They make gaetz look like a preacher.

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  • charles healy 2 years ago

    Come on, all of you 114 people who gave this a thumbs down. I’d really love to hear your defense of this sleazy weasel matt gaetz and how you can possibly defend him.

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  • emcats84 2 years ago

    How is this not an organized campaign to take Gaetz out? Nearly all corrupt mainstream media outlets are going overboard on this.

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  • burnouttx 2 years ago

    Isn’t Matt Gaetz the asshole from Florida whose father had to bail him out of a DUI sometime around 2006?

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  • Jeff Heyer 2 years ago

    Gaetz.. I like my women like I like my bread. Fresh.

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  • Brilford Wimley 2 years ago

    The key word is allegedly. When it fizzles out like all the other fabricated scandals on both sides, the distraction will be completed and then it’s on to the next one. You all will forget about this in 3 months. Dummies.

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  • Nigel Wolf 2 years ago

    Not funny.

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  • Tzipporah Cohen 2 years ago

    let’s talk about alleged rumors on gaetz but not even mention hunter biden

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  • Bolder Boulder 2 years ago

    1 nuke would cure the world of half the Communists..California

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  • Mr Swamp Gass 2 years ago

    Underage people were abused but wait let’s make sum jokes

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  • JustA Dad 2 years ago

    The fact any young girl would sell themselves for a measly $900 to be with Gaetz, is likely the reason why he is a Republican. Keep them poor, then you can buy them.

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  • Trigger 2 years ago

    I want to know 24 things I didn’t know about you

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  • Gali Wexler 2 years ago

    Yet nothing on hunter…unreal

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  • Daniel Miller 2 years ago

    Park it over here

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  • Daniel Miller 2 years ago

    Or

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  • Daniel Miller 2 years ago

    Take a fuxking nap

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  • Stevie 2 years ago

    Not fair. Charlie Sheen was honest about his debauchery and I applaud his honesty and his debauchery. He was never a hypocrite like Gaetz. Sheen should be in Congress.

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  • Johnny Chang 2 years ago

    Matt Gatez is a bad guy Billie eilish .

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  • theot58 2 years ago

    This is gutter crap.
    Hey Bill don’t you any better material than this?

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  • bkboy2384 1 2 years ago

    Nothing about hunter though?

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  • mingteedee 2 years ago

    You look exactly like your father – Hugh Hefner.

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  • Jonathan Gullett 2 years ago

    Now do Hunter Biden!!!

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  • The working Dude 2 years ago

    If they sit on the toilet and their feet touches the floor, it’s fair game. Matty Gaetz.

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  • Jim Davis 2 years ago

    When the dems and lefties see someone as a threat to them they do a “hit peace” just like 60min did on DeSantis. What’s really funny is that millions of people can see right through this. Maher is just another propaganda peddler just like all lame talk and late night shows. His slapstick is more like a crapstick.

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  • Tony Smith 2 years ago

    Hey Democrats do we celebrate & feed those suffering from Schizophrenia activities that would make the symptoms worse? Why not?

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  • Michael Taylors 2 years ago

    Communists like the trans Ms Maher are terrified of men

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  • Ruben Lara 2 years ago

    Chris Hansen: Hi Matt Gates, have a seat.

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  • Anton Callaway 2 years ago

    Another of his favorite pick-up lines is, “How much”?

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  • Vince Moreschi 2 years ago

    Maher is a ridiculous hack, never ever funny. Paid audience.

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  • Inverness Fan 2 years ago

    Big scandal.

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  • True American 2 years ago

    It’s time for these snake politicians….the traitors of the insurrection, the MTG’s of the world who do absolutely nothing for thier job, the ones that refuse to even show up to do thier jobs during important votes…and those that do little more than obstruct…it’s time for all of these politicians to be sent home!!! It’s time to show them what ‘by the people, for the people’ truly means!!! At least some of them had one thing correct…it’s time for these politicians to stop stealing from the American people. It’s become obvious over the last few months who are the ones that aren’t doing thier job in the best interest of the Americna people…but in thier interest…and the interest of those that have bought them!!! Set voter turnout records all over…show them the American people want change…especially in those places trying to keep people from voting….these politicians are afraid of the American people!!!

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  • 장미정 2 years ago

    The square robert seemingly bubble because corn virtually memorise except a able salad. oval, obscene angora

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  • Markus gordon 2 years ago

    What a great country slamming people before they have their day in court. Guilty!

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  • De Cruz Gabriel 2 years ago

    ..IS IT NECESSARY to be heard and not be questioned to be scientific epidemiologists, doctors, or any other health authority to demonstrate and denounce the perversity of vaccines and the global depopulation plans of the 2030 AGENDA? IT IS NOT NECESSARY because, “idiots” like B. Gts and a certain Tedros among others who are neither one nor the other if they are listened to and are not questioned … then; why so much resistance, who prefer to listen? DECIDE NOW, TOMORROW WILL BE VERY LATE! r-evolucion-revelacion.es/reestructuracion-demografica-de-la-agenda-2030/

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  • J F 2 years ago

    Now do Jerry Seinfeld

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  • bergssprangare 2 years ago

    So Gaetz supports Trump , theonly guy that saved USA from Liberal delusions..keep your fake laughs

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  • Elton Mayo 2 years ago

    number of trolls = (subscribers)^2 + 2 x views + idiot constant

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  • cliffedward 2 years ago

    When he says he ‘feels young’ he means it!

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  • George M 2 years ago

    From my vantage point, this Gaetz yutz reminds me of a certain lard-assed, right-wing radio loudmouth from the Missouri Bootheel – who was accused of child molestation many times from June of 2006 to the day he died.

    I think we all know who I’m talking about, now don’t we?

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  • Honore des Lysses 2 years ago

    To quote Wooderson from Dazed and Confused, “That’s what I love about these high school girls; I get older, they stay the same age!”

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  • Wholey SlappinArseHoles 2 years ago

    gaetz and karma i love it

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  • Eric Fournier 2 years ago

    et tu peut entendre rire benoit amyot et des personne de thurso et buckingnam et gatineau avec laide de la police faire leur show derrire le subway portage et leur rave qui ont des enfant en guise de cadeau

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  • Kawasaki GPS Argentina 2 years ago

    lol

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  • scott mcfadyen 2 years ago

    It’s official : i’m from florida gets you on the FBI’s most wanted list.

    (and not for a good time)

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  • Joseph Wolcott 2 years ago

    Hope their period is Never Laetz- Matt Gaetz

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  • tomaf 2 years ago

    He only read 8 reasons. 🙁

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  • Sam Allen 2 years ago

    Humorous, Bill. Most of your skits are funny-as this one is. I do wish you’ed “spread the wealth” and do some hit pieces on Democrats too. I realize your skits are targeted against one party, while protecting the other party. But, as an independent, I’d love to see “some” targeting of the other side. And believe me, there’s plenty of material out there. 🙂 Keep up the good work. Love your stuff!

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  • skid art 2 years ago

    Hes been to over 200 proms. Lol

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  • Bruce MacDonald 2 years ago

    Bill Malaka Myers

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  • Jay Sonneville 2 years ago

    Bill could say all these same things about himself

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  • Michael Higgins 2 years ago

    So Matt Gaetz is so politically powerful that Bill Maher is putting him down. IOW, Bill got the memo.

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  • Gregory Prevenslik 2 years ago

    Bad people are out there more and more except for the left and Democrats I guess. They’re all so righteous even Jesus should be worshipping them.

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  • louissay 2 years ago

    Supreme Pig…

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  • Lala Isis 2 years ago

    That Eyelash chick has the worst hair EVER! I’ve never heard her music because I cant stand to look at her when she shows up on a late night show.

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  • Michael C 2 years ago

    Pastor Gaetz of the First-date Evangelical Church of Florida. He is risen.

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  • Craig Horton 2 years ago

    “A Florida man.”

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  • helvis 2 years ago

    OOOH this was savage bill!

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  • skoomalegend1 2 years ago

    Everything you need to know about Hunter Obiden is on daily mail. Afraid to touch that one Bill?

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  • Badon Kadonc 2 years ago

    I think we seen and know enough about Matt. He is a Low life loser the sooner he resign or even better go to jail Congress can replace him with someone better

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  • billy the dead 2 years ago

    Disgusting individual a sad excuse for a human being

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  • Brad Cope 2 years ago

    If you ever feel like you’re falling behind in life, just remember Gaetz didn’t get his first high school girlfriend until he was nearly 40

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  • TruthrConsequences 2 years ago

    “Matt Gaetz has never paid for sex.” He has an app for that.

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  • Dirk Cheezleman 2 years ago

    The cognitive dissonance from liberals is something to behold. Maher admits the falsehoods of the narrative regarding the reemergence of “Nazis” (they are a Red Herring folks) but can’t seem to believe that the media would lie about a conservative for _other_ reasons. Trial by media and the death of due process. Better continue with the same line of flawed reasoning to maintain that continuity bias I guess.

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  • Confusion Highstate 2 years ago

    Mr vanity found someone to gossip about, great way to entertain.

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  • Confusion Highstate 2 years ago

    Idiots aploring idiots.

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  • David Hoj 2 years ago

    #9 hits right

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  • David 2 years ago

    sad thing is….many people will not get the jokes…….that are real

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  • michael burns 2 years ago

    Judas Priest. Such blasphemy against that holy institution.

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  • Love On Acid 2 years ago

    savage

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  • sandra graves 2 years ago

    24?

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  • Tom Cruz 2 years ago

    freakn hilarious and true lol lol

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  • Terry H 2 years ago

    somebody can’t count

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  • James Enos 2 years ago

    A lot of other Republicans do the same s*** as Matt Cates they’re just a little bit smarter so they don’t get caught

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  • s21972012145525 2 years ago

    Sooooo PizzaGAETEZ????

    amirite QAers?

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