Bill shares a few fun “facts” about embattled Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz.
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Bill shares a few fun “facts” about embattled Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz.
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Matt Gaetz & the GOP perpetually reaching new depths of hypocrisy. 🤢🤮😵
ReplyPoor widdle Mattie boy. I suppose he’ll be requesting to be a cell mate with Dumpty.
ReplyPIZZA GAETZ IS INNOCENT
Reply“My fave dating APP is Venmo” lmaooo
ReplyMatt gaetz punished relentlessly…
ReplyI don’t know for a fact I know it’s True.🤔 Matt Gaetz flies on Jeffery Epstein’s Lolita Express to The Bahamas for his “Fun Time”.
Reply*Birds of a feather flock together,*
Reply*Pervy bastards never failing to disturb.*
Sounds like he needs to take a seat with chris hansen
ReplyJimmy Kimmel and you are getting more personally vindictive and less politically constructive.
ReplyWe still have a lot to lose-
Come on more brains please.
Laughs are getting cheaper
Replywhat is it about Southern Men and under aged girls? Roy Moore, haunting the Mall lookin’ for a hook up. ew. Matt Gaetz and his buddy Greenberg doublin’ on a deb. ew. or trippin on E and doin’ Each Other EEEEWWWWW !!!!!! Matt Gaetz looks like the aliens from ”This Island Earth” if they had a Bad Guy.
ReplyNumber 3 was good 😂 haha
ReplyShit because you usually make me smile
ReplyMatt Gaetz motto:
ReplyIf there’s grass on the infield, play ball.
Pervs stick together, no surprise with Eddie munster grown up looking gaetz
Reply0:39
Replybed.immo
Am I the only one who doesn’t understand the sex appeal of billy eyelash
ReplyWe know that gaetz hasn’t been charged with any crime, only allegations
ReplyVIVA ISRAEL, VIVA BIBI, VIVA “THE ABRAHAM ACCORDS “.
ReplySince vampires cannot age, can they be pedophiles, or are they all pedophiles?
ReplyHe looks less honest than the guy who runs his own used car TV commercials at 3 a.m.
ReplyI take it Matt Gaetz is the new Jeffrey Epstein?
ReplyCuomo make Matt Gaetz look like a Saint.. yet, Maher thinks otherwise..
ReplyI’m sorry dude, but this comment section is incredibly gay
ReplyLmao 😂
ReplyThe GQP has a major minor problem.
ReplyI went to over 200 prom. 🤣
ReplyHe asked for it.
ReplyGaetz jokes never get old — just like his girlfriends..
ReplyCuomo jokes are so old — they’re now at the nursing homes.
Biden jokes are so deep — they’re in the basement..
Lol stop 🤣
ReplySucks knowing that as big of a scumbag as Gaetz is, he has still had more relationships with women in the past 4 years than I have in the last 10. Gaetz gets to bang hot interns and, I can’t even find a decent girlfriend. Life really fucking sucks.
ReplyI don’t even know who Matt Gaetz is…What do I win?
ReplyIs there anyone else who had never heard of Venmo until Gaetz shit?
ReplyJust recycled Roy Moore jokes … come on, where are the gasmask jokes? Where are the “storms a meeting that he could just have joined” jokes? Oh, right. I forgot. Americans have no memory and do not remember things that happpened in 2020.
ReplyIt’s low-hanging fruit, but he stomped it to death.
@skankyterroist on twitter
ReplyMatt Gaetz’s HS girlfriend is as funny as Bill Maher
ReplyGaetz auditioning for Planet of the Apes. No mask needed.
ReplyBill gee vile sex comments and there is nothing funny about abuse of girls. Nothing. Thought you were better but here you are sexist piggery….
ReplyMy favorite dating app is venmo 😂😂😂
ReplyMatt “the fat ace ventura” Gaetz wanting to hook up with all these younger women is really a manifestation of his inner knowledge that he really should have repeated high school multiple times.
ReplyDamn this was savage but pretty funny. Bill Maher is actually getting better compared to his pompous ways years ago.
ReplyWhen you’re doing this about Hunter Biden?
ReplyThank you Bill Maher ,weekly dose of reality
ReplyNow that the truth is coming out about Matty I gotta admit
ReplyI love watching him fall, the fact that he will be doing time, mmmmm awesome.
But then his daddy is a rich ex senator who got him out of a DUI before…
Someone play or read these on the House floor! 😂
ReplyThe never ending stream of Republican pedophiles.
ReplyIt’s been a while but finally Bill came out with something funny again. Hopefully he is back
Reply😜😜😜😜
ReplyFlorida voters will find some way to vote for Gaetz while he’s in prison just to own the libs.
ReplyRoy Moore is his wing man
ReplyJoe Biden needs to forgive at least 50 k in student loans…asap…
ReplyRobbie Rotten.
ReplyGaetz, like his cult guru Trump, has a real good chance of being indicted, tried, and convicted, especially if his good buddy Greenberg rolls over for the FBI. Gaetz knew he was sunk once President Biden thrashed Trump so badly in our November election and there was no longer any chance of his offenses being swept under the Bill Barr carpet.
ReplyStop trashing Mel Gibson, it is already bad enough being him.
Reply#25 Matt tutors Marjorie Taylor Greene’s teen daughters.
ReplyMatt Gaetz is such as Trump fan he had his teeth remodelled after Eric’s.
ReplyThat’s what Gaetz likes about high school girls,he gets older they stay the same age
ReplyI’m glad I didn’t grow up to be a rich entitled Republican.
ReplyTrump misread Gaetz‘s request for a “blanket Pardon,“ and sent him a MAGA blanket instead.
ReplyMatt Gaetz: “Judge, I don’t understand why I’m being prosecuted. I distinctly heard my friend, Mr Trump, say, “When you’re a star, they let you do it!’
ReplyEilish do look like a mom of 2 tho…
ReplyThat was not 24 things.
Reply24 you said
ReplyWe should call this incident WaterGaetz
ReplyI seriously hope the Republicans don’t ever back down and support Trumpism forever. They are making lots of room for my progressive candidates. Fools !!
Replythat’s Matt Goetz standing outside the middle school with a bag full of M@ M’s
ReplyNo jokes about Hunter Biden? Wow. To be funny, you have to take aim at everyone. Otherwise, you are just a company man, Bill.
ReplyBill Maher’s monologue about Hunter Biden was much funnier than this piece on Gaetz. Maybe that’s because the Gaetz story is baseless bullshit whereas the Biden laptop is the definition of truth.
ReplyPeace love and empathy <<< I like that!
ReplyAhhhhh looks like I caught the Republican hate train by mistake, darn it!……..let’s not talk about the dems looking bad or messing up on this train. Both sides could be included in this conversation, sincerely, can we come together and stop the hate.
Reply14 years old ? I will do a selfie with you under the Praying Hands at Oral Roberts University even though I didn’t attend ORU , but that is It !
ReplyWhat’s sleazier that Gaetz? How about jumping in on the dogpile of diversion and partisan hackery before any investigation shows the facts. Knowing that extortion was somehow invovled, you’d think these talking heads and Trump-Refugees would SLOW TF DOWN.
ReplyJe suis Matt Gaetz.
ReplyHILARIOUS
ReplyGaetz appears to be just like other members of Congress — a two-faced opportunist. He just got caught.
ReplyI watched your show and was appalled that you made jokes about queen Elizabeth husband dying that was not necessary you are a jerk
ReplyI’m a Republican and I don’t like Matt gaetz
ReplyProve the world you’re not bias Bill. Do 24 things you may not know about Hunter Biden too.
ReplyRight on, brother!
Replyeilish isn’t old – just manly and gross and no talent
ReplyI haetz Matt Gaetz.
ReplyNevermind hunter Biden
ReplyLame
ReplyNotice how quickly the leftist bolshevik is always ready to attack anyone that is America First.
ReplyMethylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA), also known as ecstasy dont make itself *sniff*
ReplyWish there were some “facts” about the accuser before all the pedo name calling from the left. Cancel culture doesn’t even need proof anymore
ReplyAhh Bill Maher begins to side with the democrats. Great display of wokeness
ReplyGaetz—pretty typical “modern” republican.
ReplyMatt Gaetz, the type of guy to steal a starfish from an aquarium
ReplyTo be fair, Billie Eilish looks forty.
ReplyMatt “if there’s fluff on the muff then she’s old enough” Gaetz.
ReplyQuid pro quo Sleepy Joe and Cocaine Hunter still owned by Communist China.
ReplyHis first ever celebrity experience was Chris Hansen crashing a secret house party.
ReplyGaetz looks like the actor who plays Aaron Rodger’s sleazy agent in those 2019 State Farm commercials.
ReplySo many of these pics of Matt Gaetz show him with his mouth wide open – I’m now convinced he is a Muppet that wished to be a real boy!
ReplyHe is QUAGMIRE. …… BUT MORE CREEPY 😖
ReplyYou forgot 25! I look like the grinch!
ReplyMatt Gaetz looks like an 80’s villain that traveled to 2021 in a delorean & is looking for a nerd to bash.
ReplyMatt’s favorite movie quote is by Wooderson in Dazed and Confused: “That’s what I love about those high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”
ReplyHis little black book has an alternative PG17 rating, too old for entry.
ReplyGood job Bill !
ReplyThere’s supposed to be 24 things you didn’t know about Matt Gaetz. Where’s the rest of it? Jokes so bad they had to be edited out?
Reply#25 My head is so big it shows up on RADAR, and I’m standing on the ground.
ReplyCool Bill! Now do 24 things about Hunter Biden. I dare ya! You know you want to.
ReplyIn Gaetz’s defense, Billie eilish looks like a 50 year old lesbian
ReplyOnly Maher could be so unfunny about an easy target
ReplyMatt Goetz looks and acts like a televangelist.
ReplyTrump steps out. Gaetz steps in.
ReplyI heard Mutt Gaetz doesn’t drink wine because he thinks he shouldn’t imbibe anything older than his dates. 😆
Replyholy shit that thumbnail is incredible lol
ReplySend him to the ranch! oh wait they got teenage girls there nevermind
ReplyI would love to be the sort of person who finds everything the funniest thing since the last thing I heard.
Honestly Bill you have the worst fans. Laughing and whooping at every 4/10 joke just devalues yhe odd 10/10 you can pull off.
You are closer to Trump and his need for sycophantic appreciation than perhaps you’d care to admit.
ReplyThat Billie Eilish joke… omg I’m wheezing.
ReplyBill Maher, Red Shoe Club member.
ReplyButthead aka Matt Gaetz is not allowed near a school or prom!
ReplyGaetz: “Waiter, I would like to see the Dinner Menu, and could you bring the “Kid’s Menu” for my lovely date”.
Replybrutal 🤣👍
ReplyBill Maher is not funny
ReplyMatt Gates won’t take a women out for drinks but he will take a girl to the school prom. The Republican base must be proud that their Congressman will take their kids to school and not have to worry she will learn anything like her parents didn’t
ReplyToo funny
ReplyHe took venmo’s buying minor things literally
ReplyDid you know that Matt Gaetz was almost a professional hockey player?
The problem was he never wanted to score after the first period.
ReplyWelcome to PiZZaGAeTZ
Reply“The 11 years old woman”.
ReplyMatt Gaetz and me pillow Guy can go fluff themselves ha ha ha .
ReplyThat hair.
ReplyUm That was not 24.
ReplyThe whole democratic party is bunch of perverts. They make gaetz look like a preacher.
ReplyHilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyLove it
Come on, all of you 114 people who gave this a thumbs down. I’d really love to hear your defense of this sleazy weasel matt gaetz and how you can possibly defend him.
ReplyHow is this not an organized campaign to take Gaetz out? Nearly all corrupt mainstream media outlets are going overboard on this.
ReplyIsn’t Matt Gaetz the asshole from Florida whose father had to bail him out of a DUI sometime around 2006?
ReplyWhere’s the jokes about Hunter? Scared?
ReplyGaetz.. I like my women like I like my bread. Fresh.
ReplyThe key word is allegedly. When it fizzles out like all the other fabricated scandals on both sides, the distraction will be completed and then it’s on to the next one. You all will forget about this in 3 months. Dummies.
ReplyNot funny.
Replylet’s talk about alleged rumors on gaetz but not even mention hunter biden
Reply1 nuke would cure the world of half the Communists..California
ReplyUnderage people were abused but wait let’s make sum jokes
ReplyThe fact any young girl would sell themselves for a measly $900 to be with Gaetz, is likely the reason why he is a Republican. Keep them poor, then you can buy them.
ReplyI want to know 24 things I didn’t know about you
ReplyYet nothing on hunter…unreal
ReplyPark it over here
ReplyOr
ReplyTake a fuxking nap
ReplyNot fair. Charlie Sheen was honest about his debauchery and I applaud his honesty and his debauchery. He was never a hypocrite like Gaetz. Sheen should be in Congress.
ReplyMatt Gatez is a bad guy Billie eilish .
ReplyThis is gutter crap.
ReplyHey Bill don’t you any better material than this?
Bill Maher has just gotten worse and worse for years now. I used to be such a huge fan of his but now his jokes are absolutely terrible and he doesn’t understand that.
ReplyNothing about hunter though?
ReplyYou look exactly like your father – Hugh Hefner.
ReplyNow do Hunter Biden!!!
ReplyIf they sit on the toilet and their feet touches the floor, it’s fair game. Matty Gaetz.
ReplyWhen the dems and lefties see someone as a threat to them they do a “hit peace” just like 60min did on DeSantis. What’s really funny is that millions of people can see right through this. Maher is just another propaganda peddler just like all lame talk and late night shows. His slapstick is more like a crapstick.
ReplyHey Democrats do we celebrate & feed those suffering from Schizophrenia activities that would make the symptoms worse? Why not?
ReplyBed time at Gaetz’s house is when the big hand is on the little hand.
ReplyCommunists like the trans Ms Maher are terrified of men
ReplyChris Hansen: Hi Matt Gates, have a seat.
ReplyAnother of his favorite pick-up lines is, “How much”?
ReplyMaher is a ridiculous hack, never ever funny. Paid audience.
ReplyBig scandal.
ReplyIt’s time for these snake politicians….the traitors of the insurrection, the MTG’s of the world who do absolutely nothing for thier job, the ones that refuse to even show up to do thier jobs during important votes…and those that do little more than obstruct…it’s time for all of these politicians to be sent home!!! It’s time to show them what ‘by the people, for the people’ truly means!!! At least some of them had one thing correct…it’s time for these politicians to stop stealing from the American people. It’s become obvious over the last few months who are the ones that aren’t doing thier job in the best interest of the Americna people…but in thier interest…and the interest of those that have bought them!!! Set voter turnout records all over…show them the American people want change…especially in those places trying to keep people from voting….these politicians are afraid of the American people!!!
ReplyAin’t our beautiful Florida just special
ReplyThe square robert seemingly bubble because corn virtually memorise except a able salad. oval, obscene angora
ReplyWhat a great country slamming people before they have their day in court. Guilty!
Reply..IS IT NECESSARY to be heard and not be questioned to be scientific epidemiologists, doctors, or any other health authority to demonstrate and denounce the perversity of vaccines and the global depopulation plans of the 2030 AGENDA? IT IS NOT NECESSARY because, “idiots” like B. Gts and a certain Tedros among others who are neither one nor the other if they are listened to and are not questioned … then; why so much resistance, who prefer to listen? DECIDE NOW, TOMORROW WILL BE VERY LATE! r-evolucion-revelacion.es/reestructuracion-demografica-de-la-agenda-2030/
Reply“Since liberals want to kill fetus’ that will soon become humans I get to fk girls that will soon become women”!🧐
ReplyNow do Jerry Seinfeld
ReplySo Gaetz supports Trump , theonly guy that saved USA from Liberal delusions..keep your fake laughs
Replymatt gaetz’s face looks plastic, and like a Batman villain
Replynumber of trolls = (subscribers)^2 + 2 x views + idiot constant
ReplyWhen he says he ‘feels young’ he means it!
ReplyFrom my vantage point, this Gaetz yutz reminds me of a certain lard-assed, right-wing radio loudmouth from the Missouri Bootheel – who was accused of child molestation many times from June of 2006 to the day he died.
I think we all know who I’m talking about, now don’t we?
ReplyThe fbi are the Democrat’s Gestapo.
ReplyWhen The Alt Right QOP RepubliCons & @seanhannity @FoxNews type spew NONSENSE about The DEATH of our Country they mean Death of The Crooked Evangelical Order, Our Country is FINE & WE, ALL OF US🇺🇸NEED2DEFEND OUR DEMOCRACY, OTHERWISE what’s the point of HAVING A FREE NATION? @FEhashtag Want2fight Radical Domestic Terror start with FUNDEMANTAL EVANGELICAL FANATIC PASTORS RADACALISING GOOD AMERICANS. Our Govt should not be helping2fund CHURCHES actively RADACALISING US🇺🇸Lets do what we did with Mosques that funded Terror, CUT OFF FUNDING FROM CHURCHES ENABLING TERRORISTS @FEhashtag Since when do CRIMINALS decide whAt crime they committed like is it a HATE crime? “He Had A Bad Day”. U don’t say Officer Baker, WTF. This is clearly a POLICE COVER UP NARRATIVE. First guy’s taken alive, (that’s lucky) 2nd held in comfort for his own protection, hmm WONDER WHY? And now police chief Mr Jay immediately comes out to give a press briefing showing EMPATHY, litrally justifying, making excuses for what’s clearly obvious to be a Racist Facist Extremist LUNATIC, hate crime – ARE U KIDDING US 🇺🇸 We’re not STUPID. The efforts to cover up for Trump and Fox propaganda types at this point OPENLY MOST PUBLICLY EXPOSED is pointless U dumbass 2faced twat. The families of the recent assassinated Asian women should IMMEDIATELY SUE @FoxNews propaganda type Networks @TuckerCarlson types & Donnie Trump IT’S ALL RELATED & IT’S ALL PLANNED STRATEGIC BY Alt Right Bigoted Racist Facist Extremist Domestic Terror Groups. If nothing else an investigation will get US🇺🇸CLARITY2THE TRUTH https://t.co/MnSyhuiSXy
ReplyChristian✝️Nationalism is THE ROOT UNDERLYING REASON CAUSE&PROBLEM, producing B S conspiracies2normalise alternative facts2justify hatred2promote division2enable Alt Right mAgA Trumpest Grifter$2Rise Grow&Flourish.
Such a shame how these mAgA Patriot✝️Nationalists don’t want2see REASON2be intrested in any real facts or TRUTH2be completely FREE we must SEPERATE Church from State, we just can’t have BOTH, they can’t exsist❤2gether, it never works. Hate bigoted-racist divisions rise from Religious Nationalism just ask the Radical Islamic Ayatollahs. Christian Nationalism invites trouble makes us weak2our emotions leading our feelings2influence&guide our decisions2ACT out crazy. EASILY opens US🇺🇸UP2populist Autocratic mosters2totally take advantage of US🇺🇸use our emotions2their benefit2openly publicly most maliciously act out&fulfil their nafarious agendas, just ask TrumPutin. Let me be clear now Jay Baker and his type have NO place in public office/communications let alone at being a Sheriiff, FIRE HIS ASS IMMEDIATELY every single one of US 🇺🇸EVERY DECENT HONEST AMERICAN DEMANDS IT
https://t.co/eX7C4ErQ8p
ReplyWe currently live in a country where white supremacist racists are driving the debate on race and consistently telling us white supremacy isn’t a thing in the same breath raging against America dividing Americans marking decent people as the enemy for wanting to better America presenting immigrants as the enemy while actually hating on America projecting their own hatred on good Americans. Let’s be clear the people that hate America are the cowards 😤 igniting the sparks spewing disgusting vile opinions dividing us while openly showing contempt and hate for fellow Americans safely from their Fox fake propaganda news media type studios people like Ben Shapiro types who represent racist white privileged organisations as our great country falls apart in angry protests
“Do you come here often or does your mom just drop you off in the morning?” 😂 😂 😂
ReplyTo quote Wooderson from Dazed and Confused, “That’s what I love about these high school girls; I get older, they stay the same age!”
Replygaetz and karma i love it
Replyet tu peut entendre rire benoit amyot et des personne de thurso et buckingnam et gatineau avec laide de la police faire leur show derrire le subway portage et leur rave qui ont des enfant en guise de cadeau
Replylol
ReplyIt’s official : i’m from florida gets you on the FBI’s most wanted list.
(and not for a good time)
ReplyHope their period is Never Laetz- Matt Gaetz
ReplyHe only read 8 reasons. 🙁
ReplyHumorous, Bill. Most of your skits are funny-as this one is. I do wish you’ed “spread the wealth” and do some hit pieces on Democrats too. I realize your skits are targeted against one party, while protecting the other party. But, as an independent, I’d love to see “some” targeting of the other side. And believe me, there’s plenty of material out there. 🙂 Keep up the good work. Love your stuff!
ReplyHes been to over 200 proms. Lol
ReplyBill Malaka Myers
ReplyBill could say all these same things about himself
ReplyThe best ‘24 Things’ is on Ted Cruz. (⚗❥⚗ )
ReplySo Matt Gaetz is so politically powerful that Bill Maher is putting him down. IOW, Bill got the memo.
ReplyBad people are out there more and more except for the left and Democrats I guess. They’re all so righteous even Jesus should be worshipping them.
Reply“Donald Trump stole the 2016 election” “It preposterous Republicans could believe there was election fraud and Donald Trump was cheated”. ALSO “Republicans aren’t passing voting laws because of genuine election fraud concerns. They want ID’s and increased mail in ballot verification procedures because they are racist.” Wtf Bill. This is dumb. We just heard about voter fraud and the need for reform for four years. Colorado has even stricter rules and MLB moved their game their…. To a county that is 70% white…. from a county with many African Americans living and working there….. THIS IS IDIOCRACY.
ReplySupreme Pig…
ReplyThat Eyelash chick has the worst hair EVER! I’ve never heard her music because I cant stand to look at her when she shows up on a late night show.
Reply30:seconds in a room with him, I’ll handle it.
ReplyPastor Gaetz of the First-date Evangelical Church of Florida. He is risen.
Reply“A Florida man.”
ReplyOOOH this was savage bill!
ReplyEverything you need to know about Hunter Obiden is on daily mail. Afraid to touch that one Bill?
ReplyI think we seen and know enough about Matt. He is a Low life loser the sooner he resign or even better go to jail Congress can replace him with someone better
ReplyDisgusting individual a sad excuse for a human being
ReplyIf you ever feel like you’re falling behind in life, just remember Gaetz didn’t get his first high school girlfriend until he was nearly 40
Reply“Matt Gaetz has never paid for sex.” He has an app for that.
Reply“COMING SOON” – “TRUMP NETWORK” ,wait for it.👍😁👌
ReplyThe cognitive dissonance from liberals is something to behold. Maher admits the falsehoods of the narrative regarding the reemergence of “Nazis” (they are a Red Herring folks) but can’t seem to believe that the media would lie about a conservative for _other_ reasons. Trial by media and the death of due process. Better continue with the same line of flawed reasoning to maintain that continuity bias I guess.
ReplyMr vanity found someone to gossip about, great way to entertain.
ReplyIdiots aploring idiots.
Reply#9 hits right
Replysad thing is….many people will not get the jokes…….that are real
ReplyJudas Priest. Such blasphemy against that holy institution.
Replysavage
Reply24?
Replyfreakn hilarious and true lol lol
Replysomebody can’t count
ReplyA lot of other Republicans do the same s*** as Matt Cates they’re just a little bit smarter so they don’t get caught
ReplySooooo PizzaGAETEZ????
amirite QAers?
Reply